Dr.M buys Langkawi

[Soya]

Wah sei........

 

http://focusweek.my/Article.aspx?ArticleId=15485

 

In a shocking but not altogether unexpected move, former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has declared Langkawi an independent state, determined to see it gain developed nation status and achieving Vision 2020, after losing all hope in Malaysia ever doing either.

He explained that he had to take this drastic step to ensure that at least some part of Malaysia would be able to actualise the glorious vision he had earlier spelled out for the nation.

“With Malaysia under Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak going to the dogs, I see that this is the only way for me to see my Vision 2020 realised, by making my own country and pump-priming it to developed nation status,” he said.

The self-declared leader explained that he bought the entire Island and its surrounding waters from the Kedah government for an undisclosed but undeniably hefty sum.

“Ya I already kau tim with my son and Kedah Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Mukhriz Mahathir. He agreed and I have the deed with me,” said Mahathir.

When asked what would be the basis for the economy of the new nation of Langkawi, Mahathir said that the island nation would capitalise on its proximity to the human trafficking routes to set up human trafficking theme parks and education camps, copying the idea of a brilliant Malaysian minister.

 

 

 

[Vega]

MY govt allow meh?

like that can Peter Lim buys AMK and declare independence?

[Ktglfc]

Wow.... like that which billionaire want to buy Ubin, Sister Island, St John ?? And then declare independent state... and then have gantry to receive entrance fees ...

[BanCoe]

Maybe some prospective MCF's can try some of the Indonesian Islands, virgin some more

[Dfx16]

If this is true, Penang Johor Sarawak Sabah etc will be breaking away soon

 

Expect refugees in sampans if civil war ever break out

[Camrysfa]

He can't get Najib to quit and that upsets him a lot.

Personalities like him are dangerous .... the anger and frustration might do him in.

 

 

[Toothiewabbit]

Ok lorrrr, he can finally stop griping and he build his precious crooked bridge liao lorrrr....

[Tiger1]

I don't believe.

[LoverofCar]

This is a troll new right? I don't think you guys really take it seriously.

[Jman888]

Malaysia also have troll fake news [laugh]

[Lala81]

doubt mahatir will ever use the word gao tim.

[Watwheels]

But isn't this sedition?

 

Lao hero still want what vision2020. He can live so long anot? He shouldn't has step down as PM if he still want things done his way. Lao hero time to move on lah.

Edited June 10, 2015 by Watwheels

[Icedbs]

boh liao.

[2BDriver]

Wah sei........

 

http://focusweek.my/Article.aspx?ArticleId=15485

 

In a shocking but not altogether unexpected move, former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad has declared Langkawi an independent state, determined to see it gain developed nation status and achieving Vision 2020, after losing all hope in Malaysia ever doing either.

 

He explained that he had to take this drastic step to ensure that at least some part of Malaysia would be able to actualise the glorious vision he had earlier spelled out for the nation.

 

“With Malaysia under Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak going to the dogs, I see that this is the only way for me to see my Vision 2020 realised, by making my own country and pump-priming it to developed nation status,” he said.

 

The self-declared leader explained that he bought the entire Island and its surrounding waters from the Kedah government for an undisclosed but undeniably hefty sum.

 

“Ya I already kau tim with my son and Kedah Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Mukhriz Mahathir. He agreed and I have the deed with me,” said Mahathir.

 

When asked what would be the basis for the economy of the new nation of Langkawi, Mahathir said that the island nation would capitalise on its proximity to the human trafficking routes to set up human trafficking theme parks and education camps, copying the idea of a brilliant Malaysian minister.

 

 

 

I believe Dr.M must have forgot to take his medicines and suffering serious senile disorder illness, the Federal Govt. will never let this "self independence" to take place inorder to preventing all the others 13 states declaring independence.

Our leaders must have their toes laughing to read this piece of news from Dr.M. We are really lucky to see Dr.M governed 20+ years with his incompetency obviously and have separated earlier in 50 years ago, if not ? We are going to get screw hard enough by now.

The island nation would be re-named Ikutsuka, after the ancient kingdom of Langkasuka. Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, former premier and future president of Ikutsuka? (Ikutsuka in Japanese Language stands for "How Old Are You ?")

 

Edited June 10, 2015 by 2BDriver

[Othello]

jia lat !! no more Duty-Free booze on Langkawi

[Jamesc]

Congrats to Langkawi on being the world's newest country.

 

As Mad Hatter is now a citizen of the country of Langkawi

 

then he is no longer a citizen of Malaysia so can he please

 

stop interfering in the affairs of a neighbouring country.

 

I support my good friend Najib.

 

[Jamez1311]

Seriously??!! not an APRIL FOOL's joke right? :p

Dr M really that RICH and never declare his riches? :P

[2BDriver]

Congrats to Langkawi on being the world's newest country.

 

As Mad Hatter is now a citizen of the country of Langkawi

 

then he is no longer a citizen of Malaysia so can he please

 

stop interfering in the affairs of a neighbouring country.

 

I support my good friend Najib.

 

Mr.Jamesc, can I check with you how much is the exchange rate of S$1.00 to buy L$ ?

Would like to have a road trip driving up north after Penang and before entering Thailand.