Spaghetti

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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman..

 

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant..

 

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a

large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the

child.

 

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide

child support until the child turned 18.

 

She agreed, But she asked how he would know when the baby was born.

 

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and

write 'Spaghetti' On the back. He would then arrange for the child

support payments to begin.

 

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife..

 

'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'.

 

'Oh, Just give it to me and I'll explain it later', he said.

 

The wife obeyed and watched

 

As her husband read the card, turned white, and .. fainted.......

 

On the card was written:

 

 

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti !!

 

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra extra sauce !!