“Lets blind everyone with ugliness, bright neon colours, tackiness and an overdose of carbon.” Said the people behind Mansory. So the Mansory Porsche Panamera was born and jaws around the world are beginning to drop. Eyes everywhere have begun to squint, grow into large globes, go all teary and basically stare at amazement.
I do know Mansory, famous for the over the top Bentley Continental mods, have come up with some incredible cars with a certain garishness and lack of actual taste. But this takes the cake so far. Take a look at the overdose in colour, carbon fibre and everything about it. The body kit is pretty over the top with one of the biggest rear diffusers and a rear wing on a Panamera I have ever seen. The rims and the interior have been colour coded with that bright blue (with more than a dash of yellow for the interior) and carbon fibre has replaced the alloy bonnet and fender inserts and the whole top claddings for the engine.
Somehow, after soaking in so much garish blue, yellow and carbon until it has made my head spin the 690bhp that this abomination produces seems unimportant. This is of course up from the 500bhp the Panamera Turbo already makes. I also think the 0-100km/h sprint of 4 seconds flat is also irrelevant as everyone will be too dazed to notice. It would already make people’s head spin while traveling at 5km/h. Mansory has made every other thing else attention grabbing until that Panamera butt and even any performance figures disappear in absolute tastelessness.
You may ask “Why?”. I already am asking and the answer I can give is that there are some people out there who dresses like Elton John, Lady Gaga and Elvis. So, this car would be a perfect extension to people like this, who are naturally rich. We all know that money will buy you nearly everything. This shows that with money, you can be more tasteless than anyone else in the universe.