Tech Support - for Ladies

[Ccly]

Dear Tech Support:

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as WWF 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 

What can I do?

 

Jia luc

 

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Dear Jia luc:

 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

 

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files.

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

 

Good Luck,

 

Tech Support!

 

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[RadX]

Not again....saw this somewhere...and good ol S7 came up with all his newer software versions... Nice seeing it again!!!

[Gadgeter]

CCLY,

 

Glad to see you around. Hopes all things have been going well for you.

[RadX]

Yeah...kinda miss seeing the little chihua...

[Ccly]

Thanks...glad the worst period is over....just ask Ben

Edited January 10, 2003 by ccly

[Ccly]

oh, so its the cute creature you missed

[RadX]

Erm.....

 

Have yet to meet you though...do come for our meet-ups!

[Ccly]

Attended 2 meetup sessions with AS guys last year

[Gadgeter]

CCLY,

We have one meetup at the Kopi tiam next to Bishan Golf Driving Range. Feel free to pop by.

 

Meetup starts at 9pm till ..... (determine by the last guy who leaves..), normally around 12 plus.