Funny

[Simplyme]

my frens send me this in a email...

 

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP). Not only

do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough,

somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you. So what

more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the

current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead

(PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you

fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund. If you

are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat

you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).To help ease the traffic,

motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that doesn't help, they

can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a

car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in

a bus Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not

many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because

it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!

 

the above is just for laughter n fun only

[Wolverman]

yo yo yo ... have fun tonight

[Stewart86]

my frens send me this in a email...

 

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP). Not only

do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that's not enough,

somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you. So what

more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the

current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead

(PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you

fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund. If you

are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat

you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).To help ease the traffic,

motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that doesn't help, they

can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don't own a

car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in

a bus Side By Side (SBS). Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not

many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because

it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!

 

the above is just for laughter n fun only

OMG I had this in my friendster about me section for super long lor... u copy me!

[Haziqko]

he's sharing only wat... its not copyrighted also.

[Cutetracy]

IMO....tink it's some foreigners who write tis to mock Singapore n Singaporeans....sighhhh.....chammm

 

 

[Simplyme]

OMG I had this in my friendster about me section for super long lor... u copy me!

 

 

Hey Mr Wong,

Not created by u no copyrite... how can say I copy u neh?

and i don even rmb posting that... muahaha

[Simplyme]

he's sharing only wat... its not copyrighted also.

 

I agree with u! but i m not a he...