Miss Universe

[Ryanyusoff]

*just for laughs..is not directed to any individuals..

 

Miss Singapore Universe

 

One of the main reasons why in recent years the S'porean Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representatives were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

 

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Thailand and Miss Singapore were being asked 3 simple questions:

 

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'

Miss USA : Lamp

Miss Thailand: Light bulb

Miss Singapore : LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

 

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lion

Miss Thailand : Leopard

Miss Singapore : LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

 

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'

Miss USA : Lexus

Miss Thailand : Lamborghini

Miss Singapore : Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

 

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lemon

Miss Thailand : Lychee

Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

 

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore

should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with

the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

 

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lung (applause)

Miss Thailand : Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore : LAN C*AU !

 

The Judges fainted..!!! "

[Kman08]

LOL but its true english in singapore is like tat...