Funniest Movie Quip

[Tjkbeluga]

Do you guys ever have some unforgetable funny movie quips or conversation? I have a few

 

1) Anaconda 2:

After a few days in the jungle, one of the black guy said, "Man, I'm so hungry that I'd trade my mama for a tictac!"...

 

2) Happy Face:

One of the 3 amigos who's about to jump from the cliff but just couldn't do it and he said. "Wait, I could make myself do it. Hey whats that? (Pretend to be distracted and slipped)... Aaaaaaa.... (fell)"

 

3) Shrek 3:

Prince: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?

Pinnochio: Well er, I don't know where he is not

Prince: You don't know where Shrek is

Pinnochio: Er, on the contrary

Prince: So you do know where he is

Pinnochio: I possibly more or less not definitely rejected the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be.... If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.....

Prince: (Give up)

Edited April 10, 2008 by Tjkbeluga

[Yaloryalor]

I remember a show: Phenomenon. Not funny dialogue but very touching one..

 

In the show, John travolta was dying..

 

John asked the gal" Will you love me for the rest of my life?"

 

The gal replied, "No, I will love you for the rest of my life.."

 

[Drive_carcar]

Mythbuster - "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"