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Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no lectrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Hi to all Aveoians, I just went for my 20K servicing on Monday. I have shared my fair bit of stories in MCF on my unhappy encounters with Stars throughout my first year of Aveo ownership. However during my recent 20K service, I felt a marked improvement of the service attitude and quality from the staff. Not sure how the rest of you Chevians felt, but a glimpse of hope is finally on the horizon for improved customer service from Stars. I guess all our complaints and negative remarks in MCF did not land on deaf ears afterall Anyway when I collected my Aveo at the end of the day, I was informed that the mechanic has added a RON Switch to my ECM free of charge. After some checking with the service manager on what it is, I was told that the older Aveos (at least for my batch in May 2004) came with the ECM programmed to be able to handle RON92 petrol, since it is available here in Singapore. However after much consolidation, they realised almost all Aveo owners uses RON95 petrol. So now they are installing this RON switch to set the ECM to run its ignition and fuel mappings set for RON95 and above only. This optimises the combustion process and makes better use of the faster burning fuel. So far I can detect improved throttle response and slight power improvement from my F14D3 engine. However do note with this mod you can no longer use the RON92 petrol. Not sure is this already an old news or not, just thought I share this info with the rest of you Chevians

what is the cheapest way to get the best sound without changing too much?? hehe..i know..asking for the sky....best of both worlds. i'm using the stock HU and speakers from my honda civic. thinking of adding a basstube and tweeters. do i need an amp or something? will this setup do? rough idea of the cost?