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For those of you who question whether you are in love, in lust, or really married, the following descriptions may help to clear things up. Love - When intercourse is called - making love. Lust - When intercourse is called - screwing. Marriage - What's intercourse? Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage - When you lose your child in a crowded room. Love - When you share everything you own. Lust - When you steal everything they own. Marriage - When the bank owns everything. Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't reach a climax. Lust - When the relationship ends if you don't reach a climax. Marriage - What's a climax? Love - When you phone each other just to say Hi. Lust - When you phone each other to choose a hotel room. Marriage - When you phone each other to b****. Love - When you write poems about your partner. Lust - When all you write is your phone number. Marriage - When all your write is cheques. Love - When you show concern for your partner's feelings. Lust - When you couldn't give a *Ahem*. Marriage - When your only concern is what's on TV. Love - When your farewell is "I love you, darling ... " Lust - When your farewell is "Same time next week?" Marriage - When your farewell is a relief. Love - When your heart flutters every time you see them. Lust - When your groin twitches every time you see them. Marriage - When your wallet empties every time you see them. Love - When nobody else matters. Lust - When nobody else knows. Marriage - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. Love - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. Lust - When the song on the radio determines how you do it. Marriage - When you listen to talk radio. Love - When breaking up is something you try not to think about. Lust - When staying together is something you try not to think about. Marriage - When just getting through the day is your only thought. Love - When you're only interested in doing things WITH your partner. Lust - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. Marriage - When you're only interested in your golf score.

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Hi all, has anyone caught the uncut R(A) version of the show. I just watched it as was quite shock, those who watch it pls comment if you think they are actually doing it? I tink it will require some great special effect if they arent. Can't think of any movie with scenes as explicit as these, not even hollywood