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Took a cab and was heading towards Kelantan Lane to check out some portable generators but ended up almost throwing up my lunch. Along the way there, the cab driver a F1 wannabe, swerved in and out of traffic and inadvertably swerved into the path of a car (white Lexus). Champion liao lor, kena horned but cab driver buay song and switched back into his own lane. Moved up 200 metres and wanted to stunt again but this time the white Lexus revved and chiong forward, preventing the taxi from changing lane. This resulted in the cab driver turning into a munster!! (muahaha! muaaahhhh!) He started shouting and cursing the driver of the white Lexus, no holds barred all vulgarities choot liao liao . . . . #$^#$(#$^*^(#$(#$*(^#^*#^(#$#!! and raced to catch up, clenching and shaking his fist at the other driver. The white Lexus driver look up and showed him the middle finger for a good 10 seconds and zoomed off. Cab driver was seething and breathing in a heavy manner, I was expecting him to transform into a green creature that we all know but lucky for me it did not happened. "Brudderr!! Relak lah . . . Relak Relak" I told him. Then he told me that if this happened in Geylang (why Geylang, I dunno?) he would have banged into the white Lexus and gather his brothers and whack the fella upside down. "Huh?" I looked at him . . . "Why? You got family why you want to do this? Your family suffer leh . . . Relak lah" "Where you want to go?" he asked me. "Kelantan Lane" I repeated . . . . "Orhh" he said. Drove there and along the way I noticed that he is quite a reckless driver, tailgating all the time and braking all the time . . . by that time I was like Reached destination in one piece and after paying him, he said "Sir, I'm sorry about what happened" "Aiyoh, just be careful okay?" and he zoomed off in a reckless manner. Wah lao!