I saw this question asked elsewhere - and thought it might be fun to get the take of both the "tiko rangers" and also the "uptight asians" on what they would do.
You have camp mate, who holds an annual bbq at his condo. You've known each other for a little over 20 years, but only see each other maybe three times a year.
At the bbq, as you're something of a lightweight drinker, you get challenged to a sculling match by the host's 18 year old son, and lose abysmally.
You're stinko blotto drunk passing out.
Your NS friend puts you to bed in his spare bedroom - being the kind and friendly pal that he is.
At 3am you awaken to find camp friend's 16 year old daughter groping your crotch and trying to open your fly.
What do you do?