Jokes...

[Strawberrypink]

someone told me these juz the weekend...

 

1.

 

a guy went to a brain surgeon to have his brain scanned for medical check up purposes.

the surgeon came to him a week later with his x rays and did his evaluation.

 

patient: anything wrong with my brain?

surgeon: the test results are back. here's the xray showing the ur left & right brain.

patient: and? do i need to go for the op?

surgeon: i'm nt quite sure...

patient: is it serious?

surgeon: basically, ur left brain isnt right at all and there's nothing left in ur right brain.

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2.

 

an employee went to see his manager asking for a raise

 

mr a: boss, u better give me a salary raise!

manager: why?

mr a: coz i've got companies writing in to invite me over.

manager: seriously? and who are they anyway? our competitors?

mr a: not really.... they are the credit card companies, banks, insurance companies, gas & water company and the telephone companies.

[Latioboy]

I don't quite get the 2nd joke...

[Ultramega]

the credit card companies, banks, insurance companies, gas & water company and the telephone companies are writing to invite him over because he did not pay. that's why he needs a pay rise.

Edited May 25, 2008 by Ultramega

[Strawberrypink]

forgot

there was also the law firm