Scb11980 1st Gear May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 Robot Man A women is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high. Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment, So she tells the lover: "do not move at all... I will resolve this situation!" Comes the husband: "who is this?" asked the husband Wife: "oh sweetie... this is jus a robot I bought to have sex with when u not around, so that I don't have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours... I did it because u spend all the time travelling and u know that I...uhhm.... have needs!!" Husband: "oh honey I understand perfectly well... I believe u... ok let's do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I'm extremely horny now!!" Wife: " OH NO DARLLING... yesterday I got my period... u better take a bath, I'll prepare u sumthing to eat" The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out to the kitchen. Husband: "Damm I'm so f--king horny... I am going to f--k this robot instead..... he tries entering the robot from his behind. With a metallic and robotic voice the lover proclaims :"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!... SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!" The husband says: "f--k this crappy robot... I'm going to throw it out of the god damn window!!" the lover realises that he's 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims: "SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! U MAY TRY AGAIN... I REPEAT...TRY AGAIN!!!" ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subaru87 Clutched May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 Robot Man A women is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high. Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment, So she tells the lover: "do not move at all... I will resolve this situation!" Comes the husband: "who is this?" asked the husband Wife: "oh sweetie... this is jus a robot I bought to have sex with when u not around, so that I don't have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours... I did it because u spend all the time travelling and u know that I...uhhm.... have needs!!" Husband: "oh honey I understand perfectly well... I believe u... ok let's do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I'm extremely horny now!!" Wife: " OH NO DARLLING... yesterday I got my period... u better take a bath, I'll prepare u sumthing to eat" The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out to the kitchen. Husband: "Damm I'm so f--king horny... I am going to f--k this robot instead..... he tries entering the robot from his behind. With a metallic and robotic voice the lover proclaims :"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!... SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!" The husband says: "f--k this crappy robot... I'm going to throw it out of the god damn window!!" the lover realises that he's 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims: "SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! U MAY TRY AGAIN... I REPEAT...TRY AGAIN!!!" NPNT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazdaowner Moderator May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 SCB, be politically correct, don't get the Tiko Rangers involved. The title is not befitting of them, and doesn't put them in a good light, if any of them misread it incorrectly, you will be in deep bull crap. Tiko rangers have done no misdeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tianmo Hypersonic May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 SCB, be politically correct, don't get the Tiko Rangers involved. The title is not befitting of them, and doesn't put them in a good light, if any of them misread it incorrectly, you will be in deep bull crap. Tiko rangers have done no misdeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwardthy 1st Gear May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 moral of story? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scb11980 1st Gear May 3, 2012 Author Share May 3, 2012 SCB, be politically correct, don't get the Tiko Rangers involved. The title is not befitting of them, and doesn't put them in a good light, if any of them misread it incorrectly, you will be in deep bull crap. Tiko rangers have done no misdeed. i also think the tiko rangers are ok just humoring them with this funny joke Tianmo he can be funny at times thanks for covering my backside Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scb11980 1st Gear May 3, 2012 Author Share May 3, 2012 moral of story? want to play and eat out be prepared for the consequences either way pain pain - when hitting the ground and if you escape that pain in the butt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwardthy 1st Gear May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 okay i see thanks for sharing. This joke made my day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman888 Moderator May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 joker can be a feedback section? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicfoo Turbocharged May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 joker can be a feedback section? Lite & EZ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicfoo Turbocharged May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 okay i see thanks for sharing. This joke made my day. I am sorry, but I just cannot control myself when I see the two yellow cards. LOL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicfoo Turbocharged May 3, 2012 Share May 3, 2012 SCB, be politically correct, don't get the Tiko Rangers involved. The title is not befitting of them, and doesn't put them in a good light, if any of them misread it incorrectly, you will be in deep bull crap. Tiko rangers have done no misdeed. What have the Tiko Rangers got to do with this lame joke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazdaowner Moderator May 4, 2012 Share May 4, 2012 What have the Tiko Rangers got to do with this lame joke? And who are you to keep questioning mods on what we do and say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
20G 1st Gear May 4, 2012 Share May 4, 2012 I am sorry, but I just cannot control myself when I see the two yellow cards. LOL. why is it that u cannot control urself when u see his 2 yellow cards? very funny meh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadX Moderator May 4, 2012 Share May 4, 2012 why is it that u cannot control urself when u see his 2 yellow cards? very funny meh? seems to be asking for another. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scb11980 1st Gear May 4, 2012 Author Share May 4, 2012 Angry husband is not satisfied with his wife & sends a sms to his Mother in law. Your product is not matching my requirements. Smart Mother in law replys - Warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible after seal is broken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph22 Turbocharged May 4, 2012 Share May 4, 2012 Angry husband is not satisfied with his wife & sends a sms to his Mother in law. Your product is not matching my requirements. Smart Mother in law replys - Warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible after seal is broken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic06-Biante15 Supersonic May 4, 2012 Share May 4, 2012 want to play and eat out be prepared for the consequences either way pain pain - when hitting the ground and if you escape that pain in the butt so...... you trying to imply that want to play, stay at ground floor... ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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