Jokes Corner

[VellfireS]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the taxi, nearly hit a bus, went up the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

 

For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the taxi driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylight out of me".

 

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realized that a little tap would scare you so much".

 

The taxi driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been a driver of a funeral van for the last 10 years".

[laugh]