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The non Straits Times version...

 

"In light of recent discussions about the Internet habits of the older generation, it's comforting to know that in North Carolina, up to 10,000 license plates containing the potentially offensive 3-letter WTF combination will be replaced by the Motor Vehicles division at no cost - if the owner of the vehicle finds the plates offensive. As reported on Winston-Salem's television station WXII, the MVD was alerted to the problem by an irate 60-year-old technology teacher who'd been clued in by her grandchildren. The article includes a helpful slide show of twenty Internet acronyms every parent should know. The article doesn't include any information on how you could actually apply for a WTF license plate."

 

Popular acronyms - POS - parents over shoulder, PIR - parents in room, P911 - parent alert, PAW - parents are watching, PAL - parents are listening, ASL - age/sex/location, MorF - Male or Female, SorG - Straight or Gay, LMIRL - let's meet in real life, KPC - keeping parents clueless, TD2M - talk dirty to me, MOOS - member of opposite sex, MOSS - member of same sex, WYCM - will you call me?, IWSN - I want sex now, NIFOC - nude in front of computer, GYPO - get your pants off, ADR - address, KFU - kisses for you, NALOPKT - not a lot of people know this.

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SGR ,Singapore Girl Racer

 

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haahaa... what if a male is driving ah ?

 

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SGR , Singapore Gang Racer?

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Neutral Newbie

Hey, i Cant send you messages on the Cng le. You call my bank customer Jessica 98231150. Tell her you introduce by Joey her CNg customer. Ask her to quote you better rates ya! Good luck!

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