Public transport system under testing!

[Apollo]

vigourous lab(rador) testing for buses

 

more lab test one for trains

 

 

mobile CAT-scan for buses

 

Redundant CAT-Scan at MRT Station!

http://spug.sg/forums/showpost.php?p=1187138&postcount=993

[Typhoonz]

The security counters at the MRT stations are there for the cats...

[Apollo]

dun play play.. it's a world class high tech CAT-scan

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computed_tomography

 

no nid do body search on any passengers

 

one scan see all...

 

but looks like power cord neber connected. system switched off..

[Typhoonz]

Didn't know it's going to be so literal... SMRT so high tech ah...

[Nkps]

if not how to justify fare hike?

[Albeniz]

A world class transport system, fit for dogs, literally.

[Apollo]

eh... this one is not singapore only hor. i just using it for pun.

 

 

u all haven heard of this old joke before???

 

http://www.wwj.org.nz/pets.php

 

[/url]THE SECOND OPINION

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

 

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too."

 

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

 

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."

 

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

 

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man....

 

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab test."

[Typhoonz]

Fare hikes for public transport happens uniquely in Singapore...

[Nkps]

at least they wayang wayang abit before the hike... somewhere out there even they increase price you ono dunno until you wanna pay, then you realise

[Typhoonz]

That's true... They know how we would react mah so they must show show act act first before doing the dirty deed...