Friendstar Supercharged March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 1)guy about 30+ chinese2)take out his bmw car key from his pocket hey..porker...is this person u or not.. Porker will take out the porsche one lah ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitedspeed Neutral Newbie March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 Everyday I go to work in a Mercs too only the bus driver do not allow me to have his keys otherwise I too want to show-off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteblu Neutral Newbie March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 today went to crystal jade suntec for dinner. saw a couple sit down on the next table. guy about 30+ chinese and lian looking gal quite big bone type. bought royal sporting house sales item too and leave it on empty chair. guess what he do next. the next thing is the most amazing thing - take out his bmw car key from his pocket, flip it out of the key leather and leave it on the table. is there such type of people still alive? very interesting, i still wondering what is he trying to proof to who and what? have u meet interesting minds like this? if yes, please share. The BEST way to deal with people like this. Is Reverse Psychology. Give them what they want. In a heaping wave, until they're super embarrassed. Even better if you're a stranger walking by. Stop at his table. Point at his table at scream "WAAAAAAAH.... So IMPRESSIVE! GOT BMW. I wish i got. YOU MUST BE SOME GREAT HERO. How i wish i were like YOU!" His face would turn white in shock. Then red in embarrassment. Then he would quietly keep his key. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vroomtattat 2nd Gear March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 Brudder Neutrino, Thank you for pointing that out Prerogative. Pre instead of Per Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leepee 1st Gear March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 (edited) He will say you are mad, never see BMW before is it? Or in fact you may be helping him, because maybe the girl did not notice its a BMW, untill you say out loud! Hee hee. But I can understand this guy mentality. I believe he is not really showing off to the people around him. His is just simply showing off to his lian girlfriend. Its just a ploy to get this new chick into his car. Edited March 5, 2008 by Leepee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Togas Neutral Newbie March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 He already got her into his car wat? His car is big.. mind is small.. wallet is flat.. tats y need to show hand.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leepee 1st Gear March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 (edited) He may be shallow to show-off his BMW car keys this way. But as long as it can get the chick interested, thats all he cares at that time. I confess, I did use this ploy many many times to hook up girls. So I know what he's thinking when he does that. Most likely the chick does not know he drives or has a BMW yet. Today is confession day for me. After I changed to this new car recently, the stupid key is very HUGE( same size as a retro motorola pager), I also take it out and place on the table or wife's bag when I am sitting down in restaruant/coffeeshop. Relentless pursuit of Perfection my foot!!....this key design is a pain in my ass/crotch each time I sit down!! Edited March 5, 2008 by Leepee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue2 1st Gear March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 yup. nothing wrong with putting keys, wallets and also mobile phone on the table.... I think there will be ppl that are uncomfortable with think in there pockets... unless it is a girls hand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kxbc Turbocharged March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 i also do that leh.. but i no key pouch.. i will throw my wallet, house and car keys and handphone on the tabe I also place my wallet and/or handphone (depends what pants I am wearing) when I sit down and the reason is because my pants are too tight (because growing fatter lah) and it feels uncomfortable. But I will never place my keys on the table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kxbc Turbocharged March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 But if I am serious about this girl and assuming this is the first date, I will just use BMW (bus MRT walk) and see if she is really bothered that I don't drive. If she is bothered by that, I will bring her to the taxi stand and introduce her to the taxi uncle. Taxi uncle also drive what. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Togas Neutral Newbie March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 I thot u related to LP24.. so u confess u not sis.. hehe.. You are forgiven.. Car key showoff is shallow.. yes.. when they think showing off something w/4 wheels is a very proud thing to do.. Maybe he wanto catch the attention of TS sitting next table? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Togas Neutral Newbie March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 Nah.. just put your BMW card on the table.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kxbc Turbocharged March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 Actually I am still holding on to my BMW card, especially useful when I want to do short trips during office hours into CDB. Just want to ask other bros: Some of the car keys are really long (like Sunny and some Hondas I think) and damn pokey when you place them in your pants' front pocket (you know the hidden one at the top of the pants), you guys don't feel uncomfortable ah? My key is okay as it is quite small and round (keyless ignition kind and only 7cm long with no visible key). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zniper 2nd Gear March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 i agree wif u comfy... i strongly believe in cold hard cash... if someone has a lot of hard cash but chose to drive a small picanto compare wif someone driving a BMW but wif not much cash and savings, what's the point if the person is driving a BMW...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgsboson Clutched March 5, 2008 Author Share March 5, 2008 ok guys. just to clarify after some study - the key that the dude flip out of the key pouch is a 7-series car key. he didnt put any wallet, handphone or etc on the table except this car key. btw, the lian galfriend weighs at least 60 kg with all the big bones. so would u think the car belong to his papa? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezg1 5th Gear March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 I will just say, why bother with what people throw on their table...it is their business if it is not offending to the public..IMHO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryowee Neutral Newbie March 5, 2008 Share March 5, 2008 (edited) That chap can put his A380 aeroplane key on the table for all I care. Why does it bother you so much? So what if his gal is lian? Also non of your business. Edited March 5, 2008 by Ryowee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgsboson Clutched March 5, 2008 Author Share March 5, 2008 what if the the people throw on table and give u a c0ck face. will u be offended? ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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