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does that master have surname of neo ? haha

 

nope.. is yeo.. haha... his shop is located at boon lay shopping center..

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Simplified half-baked version:

 

1. Knock on your main door....

2. Say your rank, name and nric no. and announce that you are the new owner of the house

3. Then open the door slightly ajar..... and throw a pair of scissors (or a sharp object) inside. Rem don't throw too far coz u need to retrieve it later.

4. Close door and wait a few mins. Then knock and say you are coming in now.....

5. Open the door but make sure u don't face the entrance "face-on". Either turn your body to the side or to the back. Keep the door open for a while to "give chance" for former "residents" to vacate.

6. Then retrieve the scissors but don't step into the house yet (that's why better don't throw the scissors too far).

7. Roll a pineapple into the house.

8. Notice where the pineapple stops.... This will be your "Fortune Position". So in future, you can put all your "lucky emblems" at this spot.

9. After that you can go in and scatter rice and salt in every corner (including the rooms).

10. Some people will bring oil, charcoal, pot, pan and every boil water afterwards.

 

Hope u have fun!!!

 

hi,

 

does no. 1 -6 only apply to resale flats or new flats as well??

 

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If from your front door u can roll the pineapple to your toilet, then I say you better buy 4D your block number, your unit number, your NRIC number, your DOB, hp number, car license plate etc..... coz all sure come out as you are damm heng!

[:p]

 

Depends on layout mah....for my unit, if I roll hard enough and if the pineapple roll along the intended (or unintended) trajectory of about 35 degree to the right, heng heng can roll to the toilet [laugh][laugh]

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hi,

 

does no. 1 -6 only apply to resale flats or new flats as well??

 

I'm no expert but here's how I look at it:

 

For resale flats, the ex-owners will have to vacate before you can move. When they vacate, they will bring everything along with them.... including all their religious ornaments etc...... During this hiatus, the house is "unprotected" and "unoccupied"....... technically leaving it open to even pests and insects to occupy the house, let alone the supernatural stuff.

 

Of course we can say that the shorter the hiatus, the less "dirty" it is but none-the-less no one can be certain. But if such things don't bother you, then you can just bo-chap lor....... This is not rocket science anyways.

 

 

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Depends on layout mah....for my unit, if I roll hard enough and if the pineapple roll along the intended (or unintended) trajectory of about 35 degree to the right, heng heng can roll to the toilet [laugh][laugh]

 

If really roll into toilet, then you can plant some money plants in there lor...... and make sure that whenever you check 4D winning numbers, make sure you do so in the toilet to increase chances of winning..... [:p]

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If really roll into toilet, then you can plant some money plants in there lor...... and make sure that whenever you check 4D winning numbers, make sure you do so in the toilet to increase chances of winning..... [:p]

 

Better still I will buy and put the tickets at the pots, then check once results out [:p]

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what if the pineapple rolll and disappear? LOL

 

anyway if owner is christian, dontthink they will sprinkle salt and rice bah? maybe can try holy water.

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what if the pineapple rolll and disappear? LOL

 

anyway if owner is christian, dontthink they will sprinkle salt and rice bah? maybe can try holy water.

 

Then I'll run and holler "Don't think only you can disappear, I can too!".......... [sweatdrop]

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i have just moved to my new flat by help Man and van Morden this company was shiffted my whole stuff perfectly to my new flat. I wasnt expecting the professionalism that I felt in the attitude of the customer service personnel who picked the phone. The lady was extremely courteous and polite.

3,2,1....:a-ban:

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anybody bros here have anything special like prayers by monk or priest before moving in to have good luck

 

advice needed

 

thanks

NO.

 

You will be better off spending your time effort and money on other things

Even surfing mcf is more worthwhile.

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