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During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.

The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors 

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;

I took a five-hour walk about 5ks  through some pretty rough terrain.

I waded along the edge of a lake.

I pushed my way through 200 meters of brambles.

I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.

I barely avoided stepping on a snake.

I climbed several rocky hills.

I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.

The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.

 

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor man!"

"No," the man replied, "I'm just a really, really shitty golfer"

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