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prune no use.

 

banana i got to take abt half a bunch for it to be effective unsure.gif

 

i was going for accupuncture until i had to go overseas

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i hv bekunis herbal tabs b4 i sleep. helps to prevent any incontinence during nite. but next morning... good luck.

 

another sure lau sai formula... fisherman's friend. confirm laxative.

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If drinking coffee has no effect on keeping you awake, maybe it's time to try snorting the coffee powder. [laugh]
like movie, the infernal affairs. got one part tony leung snort the white powder huh ? steamz... [sly][laugh][laugh]
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Heh heh

this is considered nothing lah bro.

Went to Nokia Wheelock to upgrade software for my N95, kaoz... the middle aged man next to me, next counter, also servicing his phone. think kena lao sai. ****-ed in his pants.

Whole wheelock stank to high heavens. The malay cust serv girls all freaked out.. den one of them got the courage to take that soiled chair he was sitting on, and put it at one side, while he just ran away.

Ohman... Hilarious..

 

Omg...u r not serious!!

Thats the most malu thing that can happen to anybody.

 

Since its a lao sai, its watery. Since its watery, it will slowly...drip into his shoe!! *faint

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there are exceptions....my bowels do react to coffee, but my zzz monsters doesn't....

 

my wifey is just the opposite.....her bowels don't react to coffee, but her zzz monsters does....

 

My bowels react to coffee or anything for that matter. When i eat or drink anything, gurantee within the next 1 hr, the "Feeling" will come. [laugh] So i never take my breakfast at home else in the middle of the morning peak hr jam on the expressways....i'll be [dizzy][sweatdrop]

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NS no coffee = constipation

Got coffee = normal bowel movement

 

For people with normal bowel movement, coffee becomes a mild laxative lah. Seems to explain it right? [laugh]

 

By the way, it was reported in the papers some time back when some people taking slimming coffee ended up with caffeine poisoning and had the runs. [sweatdrop]

 

Izit becos the caffenie & acidic content of the kopi have some sort of effect on the bowels?

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Maybe thats me only... after a cupa kopi in the morning and after abt 15min to half hour, l'll go toilet. Unless there is really nothing inside. Tea, any kind of tea, doesnt do the trick at all. Chilli i think also helps..

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