Test kit for "safe period"

[Somebody]

hi ladies and gentlemen,

 

i recently came across an add briefly about a test kit for ladies to determine safe periods for ....

 

saw the adverts at bus stops too, but couldn't get a clear look. seems like it will indicate when is "safe", "not safe" or "dangerous".

 

anyone got any idea?

[Spas]

Safe period is when she's not near you.

 

Dangerous period is when she is.

[Landex]

 

 

[Apollo]

dangerous period is when they pose test questions like

 

Am I fat?

 

dangerous period is when they shower nicety on you and sudden pop up a Question tat require u to spend $$

 

dangerous period is when they hv a field day with gf talking abt how long hubbies last on bed/ where they last spotted u.

 

safe period is when they hv a bad day with their best friends

[Watwheels]

U wanna buy one for your gf/wife huh?

 

Dun forget to ask "what's the price" later in the thread.

[Familymanz]

test kit??? how long have to wait for result b4 its safe to proceed....

 

skali wait til all passion gone liao....

 

From my opinion.... ovalution cycle/period kitty are more accurate ba.... & these are easily available @ pharmacies :)

[Strawberrypink]

hi ladies and gentlemen,

 

i recently came across an add briefly about a test kit for ladies to determine safe periods for ....

 

saw the adverts at bus stops too, but couldn't get a clear look. seems like it will indicate when is "safe", "not safe" or "dangerous".

 

anyone got any idea?

 

i saw one on testing for fertility

at the bus stop too

[Apollo]

U wanna buy one for your gf/wife huh?

 

Dun forget to ask "what's the price" later in the thread.

 

dah dah.....

 

price is not important dah...

 

beri import must know..

 

moosetafar leber 1.. pharma section, if cannot find

 

goto the medical gadget/equipment section also at leber 1.

 

but most impt

 

pharma section leemember ask for Apollo condom.

[Comfy]

Apollo condom?? does it leaks??

[Apollo]

we have API rating for this...Apollo Poking Index. do you wish to be tried on?

[UncleWolve]

hi ladies and gentlemen,

 

i recently came across an add briefly about a test kit for ladies to determine safe periods for ....

 

saw the adverts at bus stops too, but couldn't get a clear look. seems like it will indicate when is "safe", "not safe" or "dangerous".

 

anyone got any idea?

 

Where got such thing..

Just buy a blardi ovulation test kit lah ($30 bucks or so) and test it lor..

if negative then no ovulation lah...but sperms lives 4-5 days in the vagina ..if ovulation comes two days after the negative test can still get pregnant...

typically if u have sexual intercourse during or right after (not 100%) first day of mensus it's safe...

[Ironstarz]

so using a ovulation test kit can help to assist in making babies in one way or another right ?

 

Sorry i blur

[Comfy]

simi API la... your own index ar... got standard bo??

[Apollo]

at Apollo we dun use standard to gauge, we use the Index Finger... tat's why call API.

 

so how? u want Porker or Relagsingh to test on u?

[Comfy]

use index finger.. why not the .|. ??

 

porker or bayi?? no la.. no need...

[Apollo]

well, putitthisway. when ur head down, u feel 2 hands resting over ur shoulder blades, then something fr behind... tat's the Index

 

[Comfy]

ar.. that's what u always do... u sounds so old hand...

 

 

[Altivo]

usd Durex lah..... good and cheap!!