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Dear MOT,

This morning at about 850am, I was able to ride on your CTE travelling at speeds of 85-100kph.

Your ERP scheme seem to have a positive effect. I got to office on time and was very productive, hence contributing to our economy and your bonus.

Since you mention that the idea of ERP is to keep speeds at about 65kph for expressways, and if this is achieved, ERP rates may be lowered, how about lowering the gantry before PIE exit from $4 to $3?

In the evenings, my son is happy that i am home earlier because CTE is clear. So how about lowering the evening charges by $1? Maybe I can even consider help my beloved country birth ratio to be higher.

 

Please consider.

your obedient peasant.

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Turbocharged

and ask to raise the speed limit to 180km/h so that everyone could travel faster and reach home early for baby making... [thumbsup]

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fwah... they better set up collection toll booth at start of CTE, get china mm collect $50 fr u

 

先生。要舒服吗?

 

laugh.giflaugh.giflipsrsealed.gif

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Neutral Newbie

Hello, sure or not? I everyday pass through the 2 CTE gantry at around 830am where got the promised 65kph... More like stop go stop go scenario... Lose lose for me... Pay already still jam... [shakehead]

 

I propose to increase it further to meet the 65kph target... Forget about birth rate... we have FT... [lipsrsealed]

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aiyah...now u picak lobang. today is a exceptional day...it felt like a sunday morning. so must as well quickly ask him to lower rates.

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and ask to raise the speed limit to 180km/h so that everyone could travel faster and reach home early for baby making... thumbsup.gif

 

sorri hor... raising speed limit doesnt help hor.

 

 

it should be SET MINIMUM travel speed. at 90 for all small road ..... 120 on all highway and road with 3 lane n above...

 

tat should speed things up...

 

 

drivers driving too slow below MINIMUM speed limit would have their license revoke as it is deem as road hazards to others...

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Turbocharged

this hacker better stay overseas forever... knowing miw, those who dare to touch their pocket, sure die [knife] if fall into their hand....... [:p]

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Dear MOT,

This morning at about 850am, I was able to ride on your CTE travelling at speeds of 85-100kph.

Your ERP scheme seem to have a positive effect. I got to office on time and was very productive, hence contributing to our economy and your bonus.

Since you mention that the idea of ERP is to keep speeds at about 65kph for expressways, and if this is achieved, ERP rates may be lowered, how about lowering the gantry before PIE exit from $4 to $3?

In the evenings, my son is happy that i am home earlier because CTE is clear. So how about lowering the evening charges by $1? Maybe I can even consider help my beloved country birth ratio to be higher.

 

Please consider.

your obedient peasant.

 

 

Dear Peasant,

Thank you for your positive feedback on the effectiveness of our ERP. It has really send my CPI over the roof with the new implementation of raising the fee, and make real good money for the nation.

 

As such, we will look into raising more ERP rates at all location and plan to build up more ERP gantries islandwide. Our objective is to make as much money as possible with the excuse of reducing the number of cars on the road.

 

As for your procreative plan to deliver more babies to the nation. To be honest, I don't give a damn, because it is not under my charter to take care of making babies.

 

We welcome feedbacks from peasants like you to justify our Electronically Rob Peasants gantries implementation. Hope you have a smooth ride.

 

Regards

Mr Lim

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Neutral Newbie

Last evening, I drive from Jurong to Bras Basah via CTE--Merchant-- turn left(dunno what road) and U-turn to pick up my wife.

 

The traffic condition over there seldom JAMMED around 6pm++ since many years ago.

3 mths never go around that area, now kanna $7 erp. [jawdrop]

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