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Blackseal

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A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way.

 

The sexagenarian inserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.

 

According to Ming Bao, the man's daughter who returned home at about 10.40pm was shocked to see her father moaning in pain and lying in a pool of blood.

 

 

She rushed him to the hospital for bleeding in the anus.

 

When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one's own life.

 

The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum.

 

 

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Relagsingh

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A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way.

 

The sexagenarian inserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.

 

According to Ming Bao, the man's daughter who returned home at about 10.40pm was shocked to see her father moaning in pain and lying in a pool of blood.

 

 

She rushed him to the hospital for bleeding in the anus.

 

When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one's own life.

 

The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum.

 

 

WTF?!?!?!?! [furious]

 

i should've been there!!!!!!!! [bigcry]

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A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way.

 

The sexagenarian inserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.

 

According to Ming Bao, the man's daughter who returned home at about 10.40pm was shocked to see her father moaning in pain and lying in a pool of blood.

 

 

She rushed him to the hospital for bleeding in the anus.

 

When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one's own life.

 

The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum.

 

Zucchini, like all summer squash, has its ancestry in the Americas[citation needed]. However, the varieties of squash typically called "zucchini" were indeed developed in Italy, many generations after their introduction from the "New World".

 

In all probability, this occurred in the very late 19th century, probably near Milan; early varieties usually included the names of nearby cities in their names.

 

Eh... not very ancient is it? Unless his ancestors were from America. Cool story though. :D

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Relagsingh

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u would have supplied the soap?

 

since he wants it why need soap???

 

i can make him die happily and not in vain.

 

ooops [lipsrsealed]

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A 62-year-old man was rushed to hospital after he attempted to take his own life the ancient way.

 

The sexagenarian inserted a zucchini into his anus in the attempted suicide at his home in Hong Kong on Friday.

 

According to Ming Bao, the man's daughter who returned home at about 10.40pm was shocked to see her father moaning in pain and lying in a pool of blood.

 

 

She rushed him to the hospital for bleeding in the anus.

 

When asked by the medical assistants, the man said he wished to die and that it was an ancient way to take one's own life.

 

The man is recuperating at the hospital after doctors removed the zucchini that was left in his rectum.

I think he was trying to get enjoyment from it but things turn out bad ...So he bluff saying he want to die..

 

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