Be thankful for everything!!

[Owen_fan]

[/size]I AM THANKFUL:

FOR THE WIFE

WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,

BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,

AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

 

FOR THE HUSBAND

WHO IS ON THE SOFA

BEING A COUCH POTATO,

BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME

AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

 

FOR THE TEENAGER

WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES

BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,

NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS

I AM EMPLOYED .

 

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE

BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG

BECAUSE IT MEANS

I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

 

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK

BECAUSE IT MEANS

I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

 

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,

WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,

AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING

I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

BECAUSE IT MEANS

WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. .

FOR THE PARKING SPOT

I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING

AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL

BECAUSE IT MEANS

I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH

WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS

I CAN HEAR.

 

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING

BECAUSE IT MEANS

I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

 

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES

AT THE END OF THE DAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN

CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

 

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF

IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E- MAIL

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE

FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

[Mzrmazda3]

That's very positive thinking

Edited October 1, 2007 by Mzrmazda3

[Cavver]

Amen !!!

[Mcff_1980]

siao

[Kingcopa]

Bluffing urself. Ah Q thinkning

[Jman888]

probably only the 1st few are true

[Owen_fan]

Ya, I oso don't agreed that WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH in S'pore

[Relagsingh]

I AM THANKFUL THAT I'M READING ALL THESE

cuz for everything else, there's always MCF

[Porker]

Pffffffttttttttt.... apple polisher

[Lexxmexx]

por LP

 

note: LP != Li Ping

Edited October 1, 2007 by Lexxmexx

[Dlar2]

You trying hard to score point here.

[Sabian]

why he need to polish owen's apple??

[Porker]

Cos he Mister Bend-Down-And-Pork

[Relagsingh]

yah yah.... i use wax polish, lacquer and varnish also.

 

i'm a 3 legged bai.

 

where's the gang poker? i was away for a week to look for fresh meat

Edited October 1, 2007 by Relagsingh

[Relagsingh]

li ping?

 

i rather squeeze and tickle my own hairy LP.

[Relagsingh]

i was'nt even trying

 

anyway my idea of scoring is whenever i see someone bend down. checkmate my fren... checkmate.

[Relagsingh]

ok lah ok lah. who wan their apple polished? tell me tell me

Edited October 1, 2007 by Relagsingh

[Sabian]

if i know of someone who would want his apples polished...

 

but can u don an austin power disguise when doing the polishing?