Tjkbeluga 5th Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Need some basic malay knowledge though.... Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .... Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka? Ali:Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo. .. Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem.. Ali: Apa problem? Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ... Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo. .. Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka? Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu p otong aahh... lagi sedap main woo. lu lagi lambat pancut.. Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5?? Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa. Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers) Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau.. Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la.. Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka. bolo punya olang.. Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........ ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 (edited) Jokes are funny only if ppl understand them. How come no subtitles??? Edited January 16, 2009 by Watwheels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingcopa 1st Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Need some basic malay knowledge though.... Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .... Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka? Ali:Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo. .. Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem.. Ali: Apa problem? Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ... Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo. .. Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka? Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu p otong aahh... lagi sedap main woo. lu lagi lambat pancut.. Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5?? Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa. Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers) Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau.. Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la.. Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka. bolo punya olang.. Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........ Translation pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vroomtattat 2nd Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 (edited) Terrorist joke. For laugh only okay? Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car. Terrorist 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Terrorist 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Edited January 16, 2009 by Vroomtattat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vroomtattat 2nd Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Two teenagers were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test' The second teenager asked, So? Are you afraid? ' He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger' Hearing this, the second teenager started crying.. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?' To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chongyong Neutral Newbie January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 hahaha...very funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo 2nd Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Two teenagers were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test' The second teenager asked, So? Are you afraid? ' He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger' Hearing this, the second teenager started crying.. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?' To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.' good one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear January 16, 2009 Author Share January 16, 2009 Translation pls Sorry, I did thought of translating before posting but since it involves the uniqueness of the language, translating it will lose the meaning of the joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelpie 2nd Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Sorry, I did thought of translating before posting but since it involves the uniqueness of the language, translating it will lose the meaning of the joke. Ok leh, I thought Vroomtattat translated some parts pretty well . Regards, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_b20 6th Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 why dont you take your joke to some malay community forum? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doosan 1st Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Sorry, I did thought of translating before posting but since it involves the uniqueness of the language, translating it will lose the meaning of the joke. original receipe taste best......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear January 16, 2009 Author Share January 16, 2009 Ok leh, I thought Vroomtattat translated some parts pretty well . Regards, No leh, he was telling another entirely different joke... His was about 2 teeanger and mine was about a chinese and a malay. The chinese guy's pronounciation was so bad that he pronounced Proton Saga as potong zaka, which means cut penis. The malay guy misunderstood him and tried to prove his point. Anyway, ok I'll try to translate. Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .... Apek: potong zaka is good aa... Ali: Oh very good! When you potong haa, your thing will be very clean loo... Apek:?!! err, my friend got say hor, potong zaka aahh, very problematic... Ali: Apa problem? Apek: Very liao lui, and some more aa, the performance is not good, easily lethargic loh.... Ali: Cheh... Apek, what you talking, I long time ago potong, no problem... My wife very satisfied woo... Apek: Your wife also satisfied with potong zaka ka? Ali: Yea laa... When you potong aa, play even nicer, and shooting can be delayed... Apek: ???!!! err... yours 1.3 or 1.5??? Ali: ??!! woi apek say properly hor! mine 6 inch leh... Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... dun play play haa... where potong zaka got 6 inch. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah see! (opens his trousers) Apek: Chee sin lang.....I asked you nice and you show me your lanchiau.. Ali: Abuthen... you dun believe then I show laa... Apek: I never asked you to show me your lanchiau laa... I'm asking about the national carr, potong zaka, stupid! Ali: Aiya... apek... Next time say properly laa... make me susah only Not potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watwheels Supersonic January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 No leh, he was telling another entirely different joke... His was about 2 teeanger and mine was about a chinese and a malay. The chinese guy's pronounciation was so bad that he pronounced Proton Saga as potong zaka, which means cut penis. The malay guy misunderstood him and tried to prove his point. Anyway, ok I'll try to translate. Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .... Apek: potong zaka is good aa... Ali: Oh very good! When you potong haa, your thing will be very clean loo... Apek:?!! err, my friend got say hor, potong zaka aahh, very problematic... Ali: Apa problem? Apek: Very liao lui, and some more aa, the performance is not good, easily lethargic loh.... Ali: Cheh... Apek, what you talking, I long time ago potong, no problem... My wife very satisfied woo... Apek: Your wife also satisfied with potong zaka ka? Ali: Yea laa... When you potong aa, play even nicer, and shooting can be delayed... Apek: ???!!! err... yours 1.3 or 1.5??? Ali: ??!! woi apek say properly hor! mine 6 inch leh... Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... dun play play haa... where potong zaka got 6 inch. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah see! (opens his trousers) Apek: Chee sin lang.....I asked you nice and you show me your lanchiau.. Ali: Abuthen... you dun believe then I show laa... Apek: I never asked you to show me your lanchiau laa... I'm asking about the national carr, potong zaka, stupid! Ali: Aiya... apek... Next time say properly laa... make me susah only Not potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........ You mean circumcision? If you say cut penis ppl might misunderstood it as castration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelpie 2nd Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Sorry hor, I didn't read you Malay version but saw Vroomtattat version 1st . Beri funny . Regards, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjkbeluga 5th Gear January 16, 2009 Author Share January 16, 2009 You mean circumcision? If you say cut penis ppl might misunderstood it as castration. Yea laa... but apek dunno simi si circumcision and castration laa... he will probably ask you, "simi kar simi shen aaa??!?!"... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unic 1st Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Just to share one TGIF joke. Wife to Husband: "Darling, TGIF! I can go shopping tomorrow!" Husband to Wife: "s--t!" Wife ask: "Why s--t?" Husband said "Sorry Honey, It's Thursday" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelpie 2nd Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 Just to share one TGIF joke. Wife to Husband: "Darling, TGIF! I can go shopping tomorrow!" Husband to Wife: "s--t!" Wife ask: "Why s--t?" Husband said "Sorry Honey, It's Thursday" The funniest part about your joke is, it is not funny . Regards, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unic 1st Gear January 16, 2009 Share January 16, 2009 The funniest part about your joke is, it is not funny . Regards, oh no, the sh1t word get censored. ↡ Advertisement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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