DavidLee Neutral Newbie March 9, 2010 Share March 9, 2010 > > > > THE IRISH > > > DAUGHTER. > > > The Irish daughter > > > had not been home for over 5 > > > years. > > > Upon her return, her father cursed > > > her heavily saying, > > > "Where > > > have you been all this time, child? > > > Why did you not write to us, not even a line? > Why > > > didn't you > > > call? Can you not understand what you put yer > old > > > mother through?" > > > The > > > girl, crying, replied, "Sniff....Dad....I > became a > > > prostitute....." > > > "You what? Out of here you shameless harlot! > Sinner! > > > You're a > > > disgrace to this Catholic family!" > > > "OK, > > > Dad, as you wish, but I just came back to give > Mum this > > > luxurious fur > > > coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion > > > plus a > > > $5 million savings certificate. For my little > > > brother, this gold > > > Rolex. And for you, Daddy, the sparkling new > Mercedes > > > Limited > > > Edition convertible parked outside plus a > membership to > > > the country > > > club...(takes a breath)... and an invitation for > you all > > > to spend New Year's > > > Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera ." > > > "Now > > > what was it you said you had become?" asks > Dad. > > > Girl, > > > crying again, "Sniff, > > > sniff.. a prostitute, Daddy! ... Sniff ... > > > sniff." > > > "Oh! Be Jesus! > > > You scared me half to death, Girl! I thought you > said a > > > Protestant. Come > > > here and give your old Dad a > > > hug!" ↡ Advertisement 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelpie 2nd Gear March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 Money talks. Regards, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrbalaku Neutral Newbie March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 nice post! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vidz 6th Gear March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 nice??? is there a need to post this slamming other faith?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 nice??? is there a need to post this slamming other faith?? How is this slamming other faith? Rather it is making fun of an attitude that slams other faith and intolerance - who would really think that being a prostitute is ok and a protestant isn't? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph22 Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 How is this slamming other faith? Rather it is making fun of an attitude that slams other faith and intolerance - who would really think that being a prostitute is ok and a protestant isn't? isn;t this telling other ppl that protestant are worse than Prostitute. however, if you post it under the jokes of the day colume, its highly acceptable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_prince Supersonic March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 catholic and protestants are different faith now?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 isn;t this telling other ppl that protestant are worse than Prostitute. however, if you post it under the jokes of the day colume, its highly acceptable. Mmm....not exactly, the key word in the joke is IRISH, as in Irish Catholic, who are mortal enemies of Protestant (or at least were, not so much now)... and it is the girls father speaking. This joke has actually been around for a LONG time, when it was written, it was unthinkable (to an Irish Catholic) that his daughter would "convert" and become a protestant. It is this attitude that the joke is riffing on, more so than the "being a protestant is bad" It is making fun of the father, more so than anything else. Or at least that's my interpretation - I could be wrong, however I am pretty confident that this is what most people (familiar with the zeitgist of the time) would say and how they would interpret. The only reason protestant is used is that the word itself sounds similiar to prostitute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph22 Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 (edited) Mmm....not exactly, the key word in the joke is IRISH, as in Irish Catholic, who are mortal enemies of Protestant (or at least were, not so much now)... and it is the girls father speaking. This joke has actually been around for a LONG time, when it was written, it was unthinkable (to an Irish Catholic) that his daughter would "convert" and become a protestant. It is this attitude that the joke is riffing on, more so than the "being a protestant is bad" It is making fun of the father, more so than anything else. Or at least that's my interpretation - I could be wrong, however I am pretty confident that this is what most people (familiar with the zeitgist of the time) would say and how they would interpret. The only reason protestant is used is that the word itself sounds similiar to prostitute. bro. that is why i say the post will be better recieved in the Joke thread. Posting here without telling ppl that its a joke, you will get unwanted responds... dont get me wrong, i am a protestian but i am not offended as i know this is mean as a joke.. Edited March 10, 2010 by Joseph22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 catholic and protestants are different faith now?? Uhmm...yep have been for a few centuries already - both are Christian though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tkseah Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 catholic and protestants are different faith now?? yah.. they believe in different stuff.. u dunno meh?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farhan Neutral Newbie March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 i love this man ....... it make my day after reading this....hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prostcode Clutched March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 ahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_prince Supersonic March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 all pray to same god... why little little hate each other so much... haiz... it's like the muslim with their sunni and shi'a divide... are all monolithic religions like that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joycechua Neutral Newbie March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 all pray to same god... why little little hate each other so much... haiz... it's like the muslim with their sunni and shi'a divide... are all monolithic religions like that? it is becos' they are humans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darryn Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 all pray to same god... why little little hate each other so much... haiz... it's like the muslim with their sunni and shi'a divide... are all monolithic religions like that? Well when you get down to the basic level, Jew Christian and Muslem all pray to same god - so why so many problems? Is herd instinct and people want to band together into "us" and "them" Is same throughout history - African tribes fought each other, Maori tribe had war, Fench and English fought, English and Scots...even China and Taiwan.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFlash Clutched March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 it is becos' they are humans OT a little, whose that girl in your pic? you seems to upload different pictures of her every now and then. Is she some celebrity? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigershark1976 Turbocharged March 10, 2010 Share March 10, 2010 half way reading the joke, i tot the father will ask the daughter to bring her mum and sister to work as pros as well ↡ Advertisement 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In NowRelated Discussions
Related Discussions
Harbouring prostitutes in HDBs
Harbouring prostitutes in HDBs
I don't understand why guys have to pay $$ to prostitutes
I don't understand why guys have to pay $$ to prostitutes
Prostitutes at singapore geylang
Prostitutes at singapore geylang
Perv take pics/vids of prostitutes and put it up on Net.
Perv take pics/vids of prostitutes and put it up on Net.