Top 10 signs you shouldn't own a car

[Ahtong]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

[RadX]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

 

Steady man....EXCELLENT

[Joycechua]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

 

dun understand why 7 == cannot own car?

[Darthkk]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

 

wahahaha! fully agreed

[Kangadrool]

Get free water to wash car!

 

Seen one uncle washing his Sunny at Sungei Boleh area carpark. Steal water from toilet (despite sign saying NO), park his car along the driveway (blocking traffic), happily happily wash and splash dirty water on passing cars. [bigcry]

Edited March 25, 2010 by Kangadrool

[Ender]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

Suggested change.

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy) : Change BoDM to BoDMG (Bank of Daddy, Mummy or girlfriend).

[Mockngbrd]

i wish i got financing from BoDMG

[Maroon5]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

 

i thk this is the best thread u ever started...its damn david letterman haha...great..

[Jman888]

siao liao la.... I only see my car get washed when it rains, lucky it has been raining for past 2 -3 weeks since beginning of 2010 [:p]

[Bluepica]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

 

Popular free water to wash car is east coast park, toilet nearer to Fort Road

[Aeromania]

Wah use sea water to wash car, will cui one. lol

[Robo]

haiyo... i have a neighbour everyday steal water from the stairway tap also..

 

im like knn how much can save like that

[Noobcar]

U forget one classic- need to borrow money from GF to repair car

[Joycechua]

thanks.. now i understand..

 

yah.. those who get free waters shamelessly from public toilets shouldn't own car..

 

 

[Joycechua]

Wah use sea water to wash car, will cui one. lol

haHA..at first i tot also - use see water to wash car.. sure rust one

[Kiadaw]

Seriously, this "elitist" type of threads and posts need to stop, or at least tone down IMO.

 

I don't undestand the need for some of the people here to tell other how much they need to earn to drove a car, how much percent of slary should be used for car ownage, whether one need a car or should just take public transport etc when not being asked by people.

 

I can understand if OP wanted to know the cost of car ownership etc & asked, as car ownership is kinda high in Sunny Singapore, but do we be on high horse to tell people not to get car to benefit us that the traffic is less congessed.

 

There's so much negativity in this community it is sad. Isn't this suppose to be a community for car lovers to share experiences & rides.

 

My 2 cents

[Assaxefour]

You shouldn't own a car if you spend too much time in this forum. the obsession is unhealthy.

[Ericongy]

1) 10 year loan $1 downpayment

2) Need to ask the internet whether your salary can afford a car

3) Car loan financed by BoDM (Bank of Daddy Mummy)

4) Your mood swing is not caused by menstrual period but by COE fluctuations

5) Badger the SE to give more discounts and throw in more freebies for buying a QQ

6) Buy a 50k budget car and add mods only a 500k racing car needs

7) Wash the car every week ...... at the beach

8) No problem borrowing $50k but want to scrim on a 50c coupon, then ask for tips on writing appeal letter

9) Need to clone a car plate to avoid repo man

10) It is PAP / LTA / Traffic Warden / Society's fault

 

I should be able to cheese off quite a few people with the above list so now is a good time to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

 

let me share my 2cents:

1) fully agreed. coz tat means no $ for emergency

2) agreed.

3) fully disagree. i dun have a BoDM account, but if i do, i will squeez it dry.. haha

4) cant comment, coz i stand to urine

5) since u mentioned QQ, i assume u r saying those who cannot affort to buy car but still die die wana buy. so i have to agreed on this point. but i see nothing wrong wif ppl asking for more freebies when buying a car.

6) fully agreed. not wad a smart person would do. tats wat i tink lar, but some ppl say its a trill to watch their car 'grow'.

7) i dun wash my car coz i am lazy. but i see nothing wrong wif ppl who wana wash their own car or juz wana save some $. but wash at beach abit ridiculous lar.. so i agree. haha

8) ermm... i know ppl who own 200k car but still 'hiong' coupon, its the satisfaction of 'cheating the govt' tat counts. not the 50c. i am quite netural on this pt.

9) haha.. agreed.

10) i blame them for alot of things. but i will blame myself if i cant affort a car. so i agree.