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Mahjong74

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Acemundo

Acemundo

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got childless couple made offer to adopt the baby as reported in the newspapers.

 

but the mother and i suppose mother's husband wants to keep the baby

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Zyrofillica

Zyrofillica

1st Gear

inside the room got a pretty nurse tat will do the HJ for him lah [laugh]

 

sure or not. like that i will volunteer donate sperm every 2 days. [laugh] the nurse will use finger in ass "milking" technique or not :D

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Darryn

Darryn

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I thought a 5 star room is given.

 

Then you watch shows of Shu Qi,Tang Wei,Sharon Stone.....etc? <_<

 

Hey..I ang mor....Shu who Tang what? And Sharon is OLD...more appropriate for my father [:p]:D

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Darryn

Darryn

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so did they provide any lubricant for you? Or they expect u to use the handsoap dispenser [laugh]

 

Eh...that's a bit personal innit?

 

I did once hear about someone who wanted to use TOOTHPASTE as a lubricant :o ...yeah I dun tink the result was pretty, something about torn and bleeding made me cross my legs

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LoverofCar

LoverofCar

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I remember going through the procedure a few times - every time the "special bottle" was prelabelled with my name n stuff, and they made me check before I was allowed into the little room.

 

As an aside - Mnt E has a nicer room than Gleneagles - Mnt e even got bench n mag, at Gleneagles was just told "eh, the disabled toilet got more space" (my wife was giggling away)

 

Just curious...Do you PCC inside the small room? Any porn staff...opps...typ....Porn stuff to help u? [:p]

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Darryn

Darryn

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sure or not. like that i will volunteer donate sperm every 2 days. [laugh] the nurse will use finger in ass "milking" technique or not :D

 

For this it is abstain for at least THREE days not two...

 

Also when you go, dey ask "did you spill any or did you aim all correctly into the container" [blush]

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Yeshe

Yeshe

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For this it is abstain for at least THREE days not two...

 

Also when you go, dey ask "did you spill any or did you aim all correctly into the container" [blush]

 

did u ask for a big container since the standard size container not enough to hold all? [laugh][laugh]

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Darryn

Darryn

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Just curious...Do you PCC inside the small room? Any porn staff...opps...typ....Porn stuff to help u? [:p]

 

PCC? You mean strangle chicken, spank monkey, slap salami is it?

 

For Gleneagles, only "porn stuff" is imagination.

For Mount E - got one FHM and one Penthouse

 

Gleneagles also allow you to do at home first (with help [:)] ) and then deliver to hospital, but like that you must rush rush as the longer the delay in getting to the lab the more of the little Phelps die on the way...adn my house being in the north east is quite far to Gleneagles

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Csnewbie

Csnewbie

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Hey..I ang mor....Shu who Tang what? And Sharon is OLD...more appropriate for my father [:p]:D

These things no language barriers.

 

Bollywoods ones for me are ok. [nod]

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LoverofCar

LoverofCar

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PCC? You mean strangle chicken, spank monkey, slap salami is it?

 

For Gleneagles, only "porn stuff" is imagination.

For Mount E - got one FHM and one Penthouse

 

Gleneagles also allow you to do at home first (with help [:)] ) and then deliver to hospital, but like that you must rush rush as the longer the delay in getting to the lab the more of the little Phelps die on the way...adn my house being in the north east is quite far to Gleneagles

 

PCC = ''Par Chew ching'' (In hokkien) .....or ''beating hand gun'' (in english) ...so that the white tabpoles can come out from the little pipe.......You ang mo...very hard to explain....haha [:p]

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Darryn

Darryn

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PCC = ''Par Chew ching'' (In hokkien) .....or ''beating hand gun'' (in english) ...so that the white tabpoles can come out from the little pipe.......You ang mo...very hard to explain....haha [:p]

 

Where got hard to explain? You tink we do a different way to you?

 

We also strokee strokee till tadpole comee

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Zyrofillica

Zyrofillica

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Eh...that's a bit personal innit?

 

I did once hear about someone who wanted to use TOOTHPASTE as a lubricant :o ...yeah I dun tink the result was pretty, something about torn and bleeding made me cross my legs

 

TOOTHPASTE? wtf? ultra cooling sensation! oh come on, u ang moh shy meh? im just curious about what the hospital provides? Or have to dry fap. [bigcry] very pain

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Darryn

Darryn

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Just thinking hor...

 

Perhaps one thing they can do...

 

Just set up computer behind proxy server, and give us a list of the 100 MDA sites that have "special" attention

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Darryn

Darryn

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TOOTHPASTE? wtf? ultra cooling sensation! oh come on, u ang moh shy meh? im just curious about what the hospital provides? Or have to dry fap. [bigcry] very pain

 

Dude...please, this is a public forum and I am not hiding behind a nom de plume...let's preserve (some) modesty hor....

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Konken

Konken

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from what I understand, if this happen, than will have twins, one from the sex, one from the IVF lor... in theory.

 

But I believe just before the implant there will definitely be a pregnancy test la. And yes can be detected already once fertilization occurs.

Not possible. 2 days prior to lab fertilization, the eggs will be retrieved. Fertilization happens in same day, the embryos are allowed to grow for 2 days in the petri dish before putting it back to the womb. No chance for woman to steal eat because all the eggs are retrieved in the process - nothing to fertilize even if she bonk someone else. It got to be screw up by hospital in this case...

 

Usually for IVF, S'pore standard is allow 2 embryos max per try. If all develop, you got twins. Most of the time, only one is successful.

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1fast1

1fast1

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no lah bro, its IVF. which means, no sex involved...

 

Maybe she got sick of the bottled stuff and wanted something straight from the tap. [:p]

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Tigershark1976

Tigershark1976

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how u know? maybe after/before IVF she did it with someone else??? can like that or not?

 

 

you obviously failed your Bio in your sec school....

 

read the article again... in this incident, the egg is withraw from the mother, not other women...so??? to answer your question... after IVF?? not possible cos only women produce eggs once a a cycle, after fertilised, she cant produce anymore egg untill the baby is born.... before? also not possible because if she got fertilised earlier, how to retrive egg from her for IVR??

 

Got it??

 

if really want to argue, maybe u may say that she had a quick shot in the toilte with the cleaner few secs b4 the doctor retrive her egg... and the doc eyes tak stamp and cannot see the white liquid flew out from her hole....

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SimonH

SimonH

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nothing to say. hospital should compensate and apologize. then correct their procedure to prevent such stupid mistake

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