Self-pwned driver

[Phluvcat]

Just recalling the things, the stupidest things I did to my car...in most of innocent situations.

 

1) leaving site office after meeting, moving off from covered lot. turned right too soon and brushed the rear right fender against the column. so malu, female colleague was beside me. after dropping her at a bus stop, got down the car and gan jiong wanna "rub" away the scratches. but the reddish brown markings would not go away

 

2) reserve park in a HDB carpark to take lunch at a market in Dover. bang quite hard into a lamp post. fortunately the dent rebounded back and left a not so obvious mark, almost in the centre of the bumper. sheesh, whoever design the carpark ought to be shot, there was not much clearance from the lot and its smack right in the centre behind the lot. Observed that the lamp was almost dropping, probably a lot of ppl hit it while reverse parking

 

3) reversing in a petrol kiosk and scrap the top of the boot lid against a portable metal signage

 

4) after grocery trip, rest the trolley against the rear bumper rubber, open the boot and the lid actually swung out and kanna the trolley, leaving a scratch

 

5) finished washing the front windscreen with the wipers in the upright position. proceeded to open the bonnet...the rest I leave to your imagination

 

6) at tanjong pagar area, while waiting for CO, itchy backside shift here and there until knocked into a Honda Stream, no dents on the Stream front bumper except that my exhaust left a circular mark on it. left a note on the windscreen and the owner actually contacted me. I wanted to pay for the scratch but owner said dunno how to count cos his bumper already a lot of dents and scratches. Till today still keep the SMSes in case kanna $80k claim

 

7) attempted a three point turn at one of those rich ppl estate. made of of the slope to one of the houses, front up but when reverse back, the whole front lip scrap heavily and almost ripped off. after that go some deserted carpark to check and re-adjust/secure the front lip

 

Darn, sometimes I just to the darndest thing.

 

 

[Atonchia]

Perhaps you want to try take cab for a change, maybe less stressful.

Edited March 20, 2011 by Atonchia

[Prostcode]

Haha nice one bro.

[Lanevomax]

your car sure got alot of signature on it, your heart pain until season liao....already no feeling le.....

 

 

but every kayu driver will learn its lesson one...... well , i learnt my too even worst than you.

Edited March 20, 2011 by Lanevomax

[Lucaswh]

thx for posting this..

 

it's gd to admit our mistakes and laugh at ourselves sometimes.

[Throttle2]

You are actualy a WOMAN, right?

 

Muayhahahahahahahaha

[Xspace]

You are actualy a WOMAN, right?

 

Muayhahahahahahahaha

 

Exact thing I wanted to ask... Is TS a guy or girl? Especially, point # 7...

[GLZT]

I find something worth self pwning to post here.

 

I drive off about 5mins then realize my left side mirror was close, my car dont have automated one and I dont usually close the left side mirror, somemore I was alone. End up have to use water bottle to push the mirror like one idiot at the traffic light.

[Good-Carbuyer]

Just recalling the things, the stupidest things I did to my car...in most of innocent situations.

 

1) leaving site office after meeting, moving off from covered lot. turned right too soon and brushed the rear right fender against the column. so malu, female colleague was beside me. after dropping her at a bus stop, got down the car and gan jiong wanna "rub" away the scratches. but the reddish brown markings would not go away

 

2) reserve park in a HDB carpark to take lunch at a market in Dover. bang quite hard into a lamp post. fortunately the dent rebounded back and left a not so obvious mark, almost in the centre of the bumper. sheesh, whoever design the carpark ought to be shot, there was not much clearance from the lot and its smack right in the centre behind the lot. Observed that the lamp was almost dropping, probably a lot of ppl hit it while reverse parking

 

3) reversing in a petrol kiosk and scrap the top of the boot lid against a portable metal signage

 

4) after grocery trip, rest the trolley against the rear bumper rubber, open the boot and the lid actually swung out and kanna the trolley, leaving a scratch

 

5) finished washing the front windscreen with the wipers in the upright position. proceeded to open the bonnet...the rest I leave to your imagination

 

6) at tanjong pagar area, while waiting for CO, itchy backside shift here and there until knocked into a Honda Stream, no dents on the Stream front bumper except that my exhaust left a circular mark on it. left a note on the windscreen and the owner actually contacted me. I wanted to pay for the scratch but owner said dunno how to count cos his bumper already a lot of dents and scratches. Till today still keep the SMSes in case kanna $80k claim

 

7) attempted a three point turn at one of those rich ppl estate. made of of the slope to one of the houses, front up but when reverse back, the whole front lip scrap heavily and almost ripped off. after that go some deserted carpark to check and re-adjust/secure the front lip

 

Darn, sometimes I just to the darndest thing.

 

All happened on the same day? If yes, did you had enough good sleep the previous night?

[Aaron_soh80]

Sorry to say..but ur observation & agarration really suxs..

 

[Good-Carbuyer]

Just recalling the things, the stupidest things I did to my car...in most of innocent situations.

 

1) leaving site office after meeting, moving off from covered lot. turned right too soon and brushed the rear right fender against the column. so malu, female colleague was beside me. after dropping her at a bus stop, got down the car and gan jiong wanna "rub" away the scratches. but the reddish brown markings would not go away

 

2) reserve park in a HDB carpark to take lunch at a market in Dover. bang quite hard into a lamp post. fortunately the dent rebounded back and left a not so obvious mark, almost in the centre of the bumper. sheesh, whoever design the carpark ought to be shot, there was not much clearance from the lot and its smack right in the centre behind the lot. Observed that the lamp was almost dropping, probably a lot of ppl hit it while reverse parking

 

3) reversing in a petrol kiosk and scrap the top of the boot lid against a portable metal signage

 

4) after grocery trip, rest the trolley against the rear bumper rubber, open the boot and the lid actually swung out and kanna the trolley, leaving a scratch

 

5) finished washing the front windscreen with the wipers in the upright position. proceeded to open the bonnet...the rest I leave to your imagination

 

6) at tanjong pagar area, while waiting for CO, itchy backside shift here and there until knocked into a Honda Stream

[Eyke]

I started car and was happily turning out of carpark

when pedestrians waved at me frantically.

 

Doh! Forgot to close left front door!

 

Actually I was going to do a sharp right turn to swing it shut

[Picanto]

Just recalling the things, the stupidest things I did to my car...in most of innocent situations.

 

1) leaving site office after meeting, moving off from covered lot. turned right too soon and brushed the rear right fender against the column. so malu, female colleague was beside me. after dropping her at a bus stop, got down the car and gan jiong wanna "rub" away the scratches. but the reddish brown markings would not go away

 

2) reserve park in a HDB carpark to take lunch at a market in Dover. bang quite hard into a lamp post. fortunately the dent rebounded back and left a not so obvious mark, almost in the centre of the bumper. sheesh, whoever design the carpark ought to be shot, there was not much clearance from the lot and its smack right in the centre behind the lot. Observed that the lamp was almost dropping, probably a lot of ppl hit it while reverse parking

 

3) reversing in a petrol kiosk and scrap the top of the boot lid against a portable metal signage

 

4) after grocery trip, rest the trolley against the rear bumper rubber, open the boot and the lid actually swung out and kanna the trolley, leaving a scratch

 

5) finished washing the front windscreen with the wipers in the upright position. proceeded to open the bonnet...the rest I leave to your imagination

 

6) at tanjong pagar area, while waiting for CO, itchy backside shift here and there until knocked into a Honda Stream, no dents on the Stream front bumper except that my exhaust left a circular mark on it. left a note on the windscreen and the owner actually contacted me. I wanted to pay for the scratch but owner said dunno how to count cos his bumper already a lot of dents and scratches. Till today still keep the SMSes in case kanna $80k claim

 

7) attempted a three point turn at one of those rich ppl estate. made of of the slope to one of the houses, front up but when reverse back, the whole front lip scrap heavily and almost ripped off. after that go some deserted carpark to check and re-adjust/secure the front lip

 

Darn, sometimes I just to the darndest thing.

 

 

 

you think its funny? could go to jail if you kill someone

[Kilatz]

you think its funny? could go to jail if you kill someone

 

?????? No wonder people target you. Its the light side of driving and you talk about killing someone?

 

[Kilatz]

I bought the nutrisoy carton soya bean... the 1 liter type. Come out from paying for petrol and drink at the same time...then find my keys and drove home about 2 min away...when parked and got out of car, realised that the carton is still on top of the car roof, how it didn't drop off i dunno.

[Gabriel]

I find something worth self pwning to post here.

 

I drive off about 5mins then realize my left side mirror was close, my car dont have automated one and I dont usually close the left side mirror, somemore I was alone. End up have to use water bottle to push the mirror like one idiot at the traffic light.

next time use umbrella haha..me use umbrella to adjust a lot of things out of my reach...oops haha

[Happily1986]

I bought the nutrisoy carton soya bean... the 1 liter type. Come out from paying for petrol and drink at the same time...then find my keys and drove home about 2 min away...when parked and got out of car, realised that the carton is still on top of the car roof, how it didn't drop off i dunno.

 

muahahaha

[Picanto]

?????? No wonder people target you. Its the light side of driving and you talk about killing someone?

 

 

well, maybe i mis-read the light side of TS words