Singapore's Chiobu Undertaker

[En0203]

Definitely a good career

 

Recession proof and I believe in divine providence

 

The good u do for the dead, and u will be watched over. In the little I did for the deceased

I believe that they are watching over me....

I Alwes say a prayer after I done n bid them farewell

 

Definitely a stable career.

 

When market is good ppl pays big big for funeral. When crisis comes ppl jumps and there, more business

 

Please please hire me I very hard working really.

[RadX]

Definitely a stable career.

 

When market is good ppl pays big big for funeral. When crisis comes ppl jumps and there, more business

 

Please please hire me I very hard working really.

 

 

u jus wash the hearses.... [laugh] cos i can get cheeper sg, and my marker rate up to $4k, summore i get subsidy from gahmen....if employ u n benefit

 

bottomline...stay where u are [:p]

[1fast1]

I heard that some people who are down on their luck will sleep in a coffin to improve their luck. Anyone tried before?

 

Anyway let me squeeze in another pun. This story gives new meaning to the term die c0ck stand

 

She can take care of my stiff anytime.

[PorkChong]

sexy young thing...i like.

[RadX]

She can take care of my stiff anytime.

 

 

eh, thambi, yours more like morsel [laugh]...or churut, eat, chew n spit out

[RadX]

sexy young thing...i like.

 

 

u wait thil you stiff...then see how u can enjoy the young thing.....

[Latio2005A]

I dun mind engaging her service for my last journey. Hihi

[Partagas]

Quite pretty and looks like a nice girl who can take care of family.

Quite rare in Singapore nowadays

[Alheych]

Depends on the embalmer's skill. Some look like smile others look like sneer.

 

Closed casket is best. See what see? Not like I am chio bu.

 

Cremation process is another one. The last part where they wheel casket into the furnace is damn distressing

 

Yes, I always wonder why that part is even necessary. Many people faint at that part.

[Yeshe]

your friend? who? CHOCOBELLE ah?

 

why u always wanna hit his sore spot? [laugh]