Sharing of Good Jokes

[Byteslurve]

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

[Byteslurve]

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

[Thaiyotakamli]

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[EWander]

[Holdenutessv]

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隔壁老黄真的有问题

[BanCoe]

Time pass

[Byteslurve]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Byteslurve]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[Byteslurve]

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

[Byteslurve]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

[Byteslurve]

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

[Byteslurve]

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

[Byteslurve]

Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves!

[Porker]

I saw a midget hooker on the way home from work yesterday!!! I see "working girls' all the time but never this one. It was a bit of a shock. I came home and told my son about it. Without even thinking he said "is she half price?"

[Toyota82]

[lausai88]

I saw a midget hooker on the way home from work yesterday!!! I see "working girls' all the time but never this one. It was a bit of a shock. I came home and told my son about it. Without even thinking he said "is she half price?"

 

 Bro, you working in Geylang area   

 

 

[Byteslurve]

A blonde girl is at a ventriloquist act. The ventriloquist starts to tell a bunch of blonde jokes and everybody in the room is laughing hysterically.

The blonde girl stands up and yells "Hey jerk! Not all blondes are dumb. You need to stop with the cheap jokes!"

The ventriloquist says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"

The blonde interrupts him "Stay out of it! I was talking to the little man on your leg."

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Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."