Fibo 4th Gear August 8, 2014 Share August 8, 2014 A 70-year-old drove his brand new Porche to 100 kmph on inter-state highway, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150 ...then 170 ... Suddenly, he thought, I'm too old for this nonsense ! '' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him , looked at his watch and said , ''Sir , my shift ends in five minutes , Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend , If you can give me a reason that I've never heard before for why you were speeding , I'll let you go ''The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied , ''many years ago , my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were the one, bringing her back''The Cop left saying ''Have a good day, Sir" ↡ Advertisement 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philipkee Twincharged August 9, 2014 Share August 9, 2014 http://mobile.smartphowned.com/lists/14/The-16-Funniest-Break-Up-Texts-Ever/16 Anyone encountered this before? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camrysfa Turbocharged August 10, 2014 Share August 10, 2014 There's an on going news: Secretary took nude selfie of herself in Swiss Parliament. and tweeted them to her 11,000 followers. She is a worker inside the parliament. This video of what might have happened quite amusing. . . Parliament building: 162 years old. Secretary age: ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidOh 5th Gear August 11, 2014 Share August 11, 2014 Released by The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands. Hi Ladies, you will love this and Men, you might be familiar with some of them. Different Phases of a man:After engagement: SupermanAfter Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: WatchmanAfter 20 years: Doberman There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it________________________________________ A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND _______________________________________ Q: Why dogs don't marry?A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! _______________________________________ Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life! ______________________________________ Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence ._______________________________________ Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"________________________________________ Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!_______________________________________ The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" Have a great week ahead. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ahgong Supercharged August 11, 2014 Share August 11, 2014 they should also post, how photoshop can save it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vid Hypersonic August 11, 2014 Share August 11, 2014 they should also post, how photoshop can save it Ya... you are right! The background there is yellow. Quite easy to remove Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahgong Supercharged August 11, 2014 Share August 11, 2014 faster way is to crop. Ya... you are right! The background there is yellow. Quite easy to remove 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwee 5th Gear August 12, 2014 Share August 12, 2014 Hokkien couple from Klang arrive at US immigration.... Officer asked : " Do you have fever ? " turning to the old man.... Old man don't speak English.... Officer asked again : " Do you have a fever !? " Irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien : " E Boh LA !!! " 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oleandero 5th Gear August 12, 2014 Share August 12, 2014 (edited) 2 girls are having their menses met. What did one say to the other? NOTHING. They are both on "period"!!! wahhaahaah.. okay, i admit im lame! "p Edited August 12, 2014 by oleandero 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiyotakamli Supersonic August 12, 2014 Share August 12, 2014 Very lame lor wahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BDriver Hypersonic August 12, 2014 Share August 12, 2014 Hokkien couple from Klang arrive at US immigration.... Officer asked : " Do you have fever ? " turning to the old man.... Old man don't speak English.... Officer asked again : " Do you have a fever !? " Irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien : " E Boh LA !!! " A Chinese old man arrived at London Airport about to clear Immigration, the British Immigration Officer point at his Immigration Card "sex" space being left blank........... Officer: Why you leave it blank (still pointing at the immigration card "sex" space) Chinese Old Man: Very.....Very.....Sorry......Sir...........I can do sometime only Officer: What is your gender ? A Male or Female Chinese Old Man: No....No....Sir.......Always Female 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahgong Supercharged August 12, 2014 Share August 12, 2014 Hokkien couple from Klang arrive at US immigration.... Officer asked : " Do you have fever ? " turning to the old man.... Old man don't speak English.... Officer asked again : " Do you have a fever !? " Irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien : " E Boh LA !!! " this one is better~! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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