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A 70-year-old drove his brand new Porche to 100 kmph on inter-state highway, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150 ...then 170 ...

Suddenly, he thought, I'm too old for this nonsense ! '' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him .

The officer walked up to him , looked at his watch and said , ''Sir , my shift ends in five minutes , Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend , If you can give me a reason that I've never heard before for why you were speeding , I'll let you go ''

The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied , ''many years ago , my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were the one, bringing her back''

The Cop left saying ''Have a good day, Sir"

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There's an on going news: Secretary took nude selfie of herself in Swiss Parliament. and tweeted them to her 11,000 followers. She is a worker inside the parliament.

 

This video of what might have happened quite amusing. . .

Parliament building: 162 years old.

Secretary age: ?

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Released by The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.

 

Hi Ladies, you will love this and Men, you might be familiar with some of them.

 

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence .
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Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

 

 

 

Have a great week ahead.

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Hypersonic

they should also post, how photoshop can save it [laugh]

 

 

 

Ya... you are right! The background there is yellow. Quite easy to remove [cool]

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Hokkien couple from Klang arrive at US immigration....

Officer asked : " Do you have fever ? "

turning to the old man....

Old man don't speak English....

Officer asked again : " Do you have a fever !? "

Irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien : " E Boh LA !!! "

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2 girls are having their menses met. What did one say to the other?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTHING. They are both on "period"!!!

 

 

wahhaahaah.. okay, i admit im lame! "p

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Hokkien couple from Klang arrive at US immigration....

Officer asked : " Do you have fever ? "

turning to the old man....

Old man don't speak English....

Officer asked again : " Do you have a fever !? "

Irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien : " E Boh LA !!! "

A Chinese old man [scholar] arrived at London Airport about to clear Immigration, the British Immigration Officer point at his Immigration Card "sex" space being left blank...........

 

Officer: Why you leave it blank (still pointing at the immigration card "sex" space) [confused]

Chinese Old Man: Very.....Very.....Sorry......Sir...........I can do sometime only [sweatdrop]

Officer: What is your gender ? A Male or Female [mad]

Chinese Old Man: No....No....Sir.......Always Female [:/]

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Hokkien couple from Klang arrive at US immigration....

Officer asked : " Do you have fever ? "

turning to the old man....

Old man don't speak English....

Officer asked again : " Do you have a fever !? "

Irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien : " E Boh LA !!! "

 

this one is better~!

 

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