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Wow ! They really out to prove that no need a lot of space for sex !!

On the contrary. There's a whole carpark worth of space. You DO need a lot of space for sex. Just need to pay, by the minute.

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With these 3 in the living room ... definitely left much smaller place to have sex :D

You don't even need a room. Just staircases, toilet or even lorry will do...

 

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A guys wife says she wants a boob job to make her boobs bigger and he asks her " how much will it cost?"

She says "$8000.00"

He says "that is too much money just so you can have bigger boobs"

She says "well I want them and you are going to pay for it"

He hands her a box of tissue and says " just rub these tissues between your boobs and see if they get bigger"

She says "how will rubbing tissue paper between my boobs make them bigger?"

He says "it worked on your ass!"

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Came across this advertisement...

 

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