What will you do if you accidentally fart in public?

[Jamesc]

All this wouldn't be a problem if only people

 

learn to do the silent deadly ones.

 

And also bit of acting helps.

 

Do a little sniff sniff and when people notice you

 

do a sneaky glace at the MIL without her knowing

 

so people get the idea that it was her.

 

This may take years of practice but I feel the results

 

and very satisfying when you get it right.

 

Very satisfying. 

 

  

Edited November 25, 2017 by Jamesc

[F355]

I dont "accidentally" fart in public .  All my farts are delivered knowingly and intentionally .

 

Till this day , I still dont understand why we cringe at other peoples farts , but are not afraid to smell our own farts . 

[Ash2017]

fart with sound often no smell

fart without sound often smells like dead rat

 

which is more offensive

[Mercury1]

The only awkward part is if you fart during a massage, everything else you can walk walk away......... 

[Atonchia]

The only awkward part is if you fart during a massage, everything else you can walk walk away.........

Praise the masseur for doing an excellent job.

 

Even the toughest muscle gets relax

[Atonchia]

I dont "accidentally" fart in public . All my farts are delivered knowingly and intentionally .

 

Till this day , I still dont understand why we cringe at other peoples farts , but are not afraid to smell our own farts .

Because you are able to detect it's yours.

https://youtu.be/BPC7e8W8u18

[kdash]

The only awkward part is if you fart during a massage, everything else you can walk walk away.........

this is quite true... i have a friend who experienced this recently... so embarrassing for him haha... i dont like to go for massages so not sure how the masseur can "release" the muscles

[Terrylmt]

fart with sound often no smell

fart without sound often smells like dead rat

 

which is more offensive

 

CORRECT!

 

Chinese have a saying: 臭屁不响，响屁不臭～！

 

I will just sniff the air, give a disgusted look and stare around in annoyance... Then exit stage left...

[DACH]

One guy release a lot of hot air in some other public thread pretty often...

 

Seems to me he buay pai seh one...

 

Your options don’t have “ignore criticisms.. come back to fart more..”

Erm, this fart different from that fart la... 

[Mercury1]

You go for Tui Na lah, the pain will prevent any farts from coming

 

 

this is quite true... i have a friend who experienced this recently... so embarrassing for him haha... i dont like to go for massages so not sure how the masseur can "release" the muscles

[kdash]

You go for Tui Na lah, the pain will prevent any farts from coming

haha buay sai... i scare pain

[Hamburger]

there was once i attended a pilate class and was trying out an awkward position where i suddenly let out a loud fart with no control over it.

 

that was my last session. 

[Jamesc]

this is quite true... i have a friend who experienced this recently... so embarrassing for him haha... i dont like to go for massages so not sure how the masseur can "release" the muscles

[DACH]

there was once i attended a pilate class and was trying out an awkward position where i suddenly let out a loud fart with no control over it.

 

that was my last session. 

Pay as per session?

[Thaiyotakamli]

I nvr fart at lift but theres once accidentally fart in the lift alone. Come out got ppl coming in.

 

I feel guilty for the rest of the day

[Hamburger]

Pay as per session?

Paid in full and attened only half of the course. Haiz.....

[kdash]

I nvr fart at lift but theres once accidentally fart in the lift alone. Come out got ppl coming in.

 

I feel guilty for the rest of the day

you should have come out of the lift with a disgusted look and prewarn the people going in

[Thaiyotakamli]

you should have come out of the lift with a disgusted look and prewarn the people going in ðð

No i cant lift my head up lol