My Most Malu Encounter

[Ahtong]

Since there are people feeling stressed, I will share a comical / malu incident that happened to me. Hope others will be sporting enough to contribute too.

 

Moi was walking through a basement carpark towards my car when I spotted a alighting from her car. I walked along trying to act when I tripped over one of those concrete blocks designed to stop a car from reversing too far. I found myself falling face first towards the ground but luckily I managed to break my fall by throwing my arms out. Unfortunately, I couldn't stop my momentum before I head butted the rear of a parked car (luckily it was a Jap model so the metal quite soft). Nevertheless, the impact stunned me enough to leave me sprawled on the ground. Through the haze of spinning stars and birds going tweet tweet, I saw the (and her Doppelganger) frozen to the spot, gawking at me with mouth wide open. She said something like "Oh no ..." while I staggered to my feet, waved that I'm OK , got into my car and drove off.

 

Moral of the story? drivers are dangerous.

[Mustank]

alamak! you never pretend to aiyah here ai yah there, then can

[Ahtong]

On hindsight, I should have just "fainted" and waited for some CPR.

[Scion]

Since there are people feeling stressed, I will share a comical / malu incident that happened to me. Hope others will be sporting enough to contribute too.

 

Moi was walking through a basement carpark towards my car when I spotted a alighting from her car. I walked along trying to act when I tripped over one of those concrete blocks designed to stop a car from reversing too far. I found myself falling face first towards the ground but luckily I managed to break my fall by throwing my arms out. Unfortunately, I couldn't stop my momentum before I head butted the rear of a parked car (luckily it was a Jap model so the metal quite soft). Nevertheless, the impact stunned me enough to leave me sprawled on the ground. Through the haze of spinning stars and birds going tweet tweet, I saw the (and her Doppelganger) frozen to the spot, gawking at me with mouth wide open. She said something like "Oh no ..." while I staggered to my feet, waved that I'm OK , got into my car and drove off.

 

Moral of the story? drivers are dangerous.

 

 

 

she din help u?

u din get her number?

[Pokyman]

Maybe you shud have acted worse off for the wear and she might sayang u??? ooo lala ..

 

Here's mine, also.... was coasting along the road to pick my wife up when i saw this hot chick, , typical young syt with porcelain skin and oh so long legs ..... kept bueoing her until i need to make a left turn. Horrors of horrors, turned too fast and the left front tyre went up the kerb...shocking the hell out of an auntie waiting to cross.... had to e-brake and do a reverse.... somemore P-Plate then ...

 

But i think urs still damn funny, tripped, but managed to use ur hands to break the fall, and then smack head first into car ... power!

 

 

[RadX]

Since there are people feeling stressed, I will share a comical / malu incident that happened to me. Hope others will be sporting enough to contribute too.

 

Moi was walking through a basement carpark towards my car when I spotted a alighting from her car. I walked along trying to act when I tripped over one of those concrete blocks designed to stop a car from reversing too far. I found myself falling face first towards the ground but luckily I managed to break my fall by throwing my arms out. Unfortunately, I couldn't stop my momentum before I head butted the rear of a parked car (luckily it was a Jap model so the metal quite soft). Nevertheless, the impact stunned me enough to leave me sprawled on the ground. Through the haze of spinning stars and birds going tweet tweet, I saw the (and her Doppelganger) frozen to the spot, gawking at me with mouth wide open. She said something like "Oh no ..." while I staggered to my feet, waved that I'm OK , got into my car and drove off.

 

Moral of the story? drivers are dangerous.

 

 

moral of story....look striaght...even when walking [laugh]

[Pokyman]

LOL, but i think hard lah ... see hot stuff liao how not to not stare. .........

 

We have inbuilt ham sup GPS leh ...

[SimonTan]

My most malu situation?

I went into the Farrari showroom.

The SE see me no up and refuse to even give me a second eye contact and entertain me.

And gawd SE was 100% right! I have never felt so maluated in my entire life, and yet there is no way to fight back to get back my dignity!

 

 

 

[IDrago]

Here

[Chewbacca]

Here

[IDrago]

Zou guang when she fell on all fours?

 

XD

 

Nope, she was wearing jeans and a baby tee, her jeans were torn thou..

[Vroomtattat]

moral of story....look striaght...even when walking [laugh]

 

Yah yah . . . you ever walk into a pillar? I did that once when I was still serving my NS.

 

I was on the way back to camp and walking along the void deck, looking up I saw my mum and see was waving frantically at me. I love you too! I waved back and when I turned to face the front . . . "POOM!" face first into the pillar . . . . face went numb and specs "bengkoh".

 

This is what they called "LONG(4) PIAH(3)".

[Kxbc]

At least yours still so still got reason to act cool.

 

I know of one person personally who thinks she is and the whole world is looking at her.

 

The truth is the whole world is indeed looking at her but she is definitely not .

 

People look at 2 types of people: the ones and the NOT /weird looking ones. But she does not understand this concept.

[IDrago]

At least yours still so still got reason to act cool.

 

I know of one person personally who thinks she is and the whole world is looking at her.

 

The truth is the whole world is indeed looking at her but she is definitely not .

 

People look at 2 types of people: the ones and the NOT /weird looking ones. But she does not understand this concept.

 

Well, thats sad, it really is... but then again, isn't our society filled with such??? lol

[Prostcode]

Great experiences guys!

 

Mine quite malu also. That time was driving home my EG hatch. Sped up the multi-storey carpark to 3rd level where I usually park my car. Then got this who drives EG sedan too who lived near my block. When I made my way up to 3rd level already, she was out of her car checking her bag.

 

So I decided to rev abit to get her attention as I noticed she took notice of me (maybe wanna make friends cos drive same model). So I rev-ed past her and did a swift right turn so I could reverse swee swee.

 

But haiya, I mis-judged and went up the kerb! I quickly panicked and looked at my rear view mirror. Tried to look pass trough the big SPOON sticker pasted on my rear boot and saw her laughing... s--t MAN!

 

I quickly reversed, checked my stuffs and went away. Didn't even dare to look at her.

 

Paiseh sial :(

[Icebrush79]

Well since we're on the topic of Malu, this is my contribution.... (not me, but this extremely pretty lass from Hong Kong)

 

I was an undergrad in Curtin (Perth) at that time. Being business students, we had to do group presentations of our project and case studies in front of the class. Normally, the ang mohs being vocal and smart asses will dominate the presentations. There was this particular lecturer who stood by the "fair chance" policy and demamded that everyone had an equal contribution towards the presentation.

 

There came the problem. The Hong Kong lass (Connie was her her name.. Of course I remembered, we're still in touch) was extremely shy and to ask her to present in front of the class is akin to asking her for a striptease performance for the class (OK.. its just a Metaphor - - - I hope I dun get arrested)

 

For the particular segment she presented, she chose to use an OHP instead (for the young chaps here who grew up with ppt presentations, OHP is this huge ugly thing which acts like some projection thingy against a backdrop... ).

 

Connie was dammed nervous when her name was called. As she walked towards the front to set her OHP, she tripped against the wire (yes OHPs are ancient, and you need to plug it into some socket to utilise it) and behold!!! she fell with her legs spread eagle right in front of the class.

 

It doesn't help because she was 1) wearing a skirt and 2) white and thin undies......

 

The class was quite sympathetic and didn't laugh nor jeer... Unfortunately, someone in the class beat me to offering her a hand to hold to while she recomposed herself.

 

and the whole irony, she got a high distinction for that module.. Something that I still tease her till today!!!

Edited August 26, 2010 by Icebrush79

[Icedbs]

Since there are people feeling stressed, I will share a comical / malu incident that happened to me. Hope others will be sporting enough to contribute too.

 

Moi was walking through a basement carpark towards my car when I spotted a alighting from her car. I walked along trying to act when I tripped over one of those concrete blocks designed to stop a car from reversing too far. I found myself falling face first towards the ground but luckily I managed to break my fall by throwing my arms out. Unfortunately, I couldn't stop my momentum before I head butted the rear of a parked car (luckily it was a Jap model so the metal quite soft). Nevertheless, the impact stunned me enough to leave me sprawled on the ground. Through the haze of spinning stars and birds going tweet tweet, I saw the (and her Doppelganger) frozen to the spot, gawking at me with mouth wide open. She said something like "Oh no ..." while I staggered to my feet, waved that I'm OK , got into my car and drove off.

 

Moral of the story? drivers are dangerous.

 

 

Next time, throw a corny joke back at her....

 

"I just got to show you that you are to die for".....

 

 

[Albeniz]

Falling head over heels for that woman, literally.

Edited August 26, 2010 by Albeniz