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My bunkmate liked to sniff his worn undies. [dead] When undressing in the bunk. he will give his undies a good smell before putting it in the laundry bag.

 

Tell me about the weirdos you met in NS

 

Should have packed yours in a nice box and sold it to him.... who knows?? he may be some bright scholar with a bright future.... [laugh]

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Met one guy onboard the ship who will talk to himself. Then sometimes cry and shout for nothing. Kena downgrade n discharged. Few years later, read from newspaper, he jumped down a building to commit suicide.

 

 

Met one WO in camp, every morning running and lunch time swimming. Every IPPT test, he is the pacer. Run ahead of him, u pass. Run behind him, u fail. PTI hate him but they cant do anything abt it. Came back from overseas trip, heard he died while running in the camp.

yap I know that WO, he belong to 191SQN, but he was a nice guy

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Encountered one weirdo during NS, got 1 time whole platoon kena pump (in position nia), this guy beside chanting to himself, "god please give me strength. god please give me strength. god please give me strength...." in the end he keng and OOC.

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My bunkmate liked to sniff his worn undies. [dead] When undressing in the bunk. he will give his undies a good smell before putting it in the laundry bag.

 

Tell me about the weirdos you met in NS

 

during bmt when i was still fresh...... when it comes to punishments like confinement and even little things like push ups/situps some of my bunkmates'(very small minority) balls will shrink and they will start yelling at each other(especially at those weaker ones who cant do push up hence "viewed" as culprits who are "saboing" everyone. in actual fact ofcourse the "culprits" are just plain weak and have no intention of saboing anyone).

 

then i realized that it is so much more prevalent in other bunks and they even made up the majority in most other bunks so it is quite a norm to have such weirdos everywhere...

 

eventually i realized that this "balls shrinking syndrome" is so common that it might even be wrong to say that they are weird anymore ^_^

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As with all Pes C companies, we see our fair share of jokers like those who dislocate their shoulder while doing standing broad jumps, break their fingers firing a rifle during range and the one who is allergic to the colour green, and thus granted a uniform excuse...

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As with all Pes C companies, we see our fair share of jokers like those who dislocate their shoulder while doing standing broad jumps, break their fingers firing a rifle during range and the one who is allergic to the colour green, and thus granted a uniform excuse...

 

this takes the cake.

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this takes the cake.

 

ok la

 

last time i had a chao geng wierdos excuse sunlight...

 

even my csm tio chua by this ... then he go back office think think think... until he come up with a genius plan...

 

"private tan! since you excuse sunlight by the MO, i have to accept. ... and since MO give you stay out i also accept... so per the MO instructions, you everyday book in and out ok?

 

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everyday you book in 5am before the sun come out, book out 8pm after the sun go down!!!"

 

i bought him a bottle of black label after that. [laugh] [laugh]

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got another: he masterbated by rubbing himself against the mattress without fail every night.

 

another: this guy sleeping ontop of my bed. every night without fail must chant for hours (not going to mention religon..) before he can go to bed. we called him the holyman.

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ok la

 

last time i had a chao geng wierdos excuse sunlight...

 

even my csm tio chua by this ... then he go back office think think think... until he come up with a genius plan...

 

"private tan! since you excuse sunlight by the MO, i have to accept. ... and since MO give you stay out i also accept... so per the MO instructions, you everyday book in and out ok?

 

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everyday you book in 5am before the sun come out, book out 8pm after the sun go down!!!"

 

i bought him a bottle of black label after that. [laugh] [laugh]

 

 

if he just stay in the bunk and nothing to do, its still not a bad deal

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ok la

 

last time i had a chao geng wierdos excuse sunlight...

 

even my csm tio chua by this ... then he go back office think think think... until he come up with a genius plan...

 

"private tan! since you excuse sunlight by the MO, i have to accept. ... and since MO give you stay out i also accept... so per the MO instructions, you everyday book in and out ok?

 

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

..

.

everyday you book in 5am before the sun come out, book out 8pm after the sun go down!!!"

 

i bought him a bottle of black label after that. [laugh] [laugh]

 

power :D:D:D

 

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yap I know that WO, he belong to 191SQN, but he was a nice guy

 

Yeah, he was a nice guy. My memory of him was running and swimming every single day in camp. He and me took the same 7am bus to camp. I buy my breakfast in canteen and go straight to ship and sleep till 8.30am. He changed to PT kit and start running. [hur]

 

And he is the only one doing that.

 

After he passed away, no one else in camp doing daily running and swimming anymore. [laugh]

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Those from 30 SCE bravo plt 5 (Jan 2000) - fall in.....

 

There's this guy who has bladder problems.. and a real f**Ker he is....

 

We sleep on double decker beds and on some nights, his poor buddy will have a taste of golden shower from atop..... waterfall style, no less :angry:

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