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those who are too stressed up during NS life did not learn the true elements of NS - bo chup and chao keng

armed with these two powerful abilities, one can live thru his NS life without much tekan, sometimes still tactically right in the things he do...

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but once he leaves NS, he must disable these two abilities, or else it will hurt him in his future career [sly][sly]

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My bunkmate liked to sniff his worn undies. [dead] When undressing in the bunk. he will give his undies a good smell before putting it in the laundry bag.

 

Tell me about the weirdos you met in NS

 

WTF! This is so familiar!! You NS which year? Armor unit?

 

1 of my bunk mate like to do this as well, he will take and smell his soiled clothes and undies and shout "香香的" before dumping into his ziplock and bring home for wash.

in case u wonder, i am from 1 guards last time so we are definitely not referring to the same person.

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it wasn't me oops haha...

My BMT got 1 guy, always stand in the shower and watched people showering naked. He was not showering and just standing there wrapped in towel.

 

Think he's a 302 and his name is Gabriel.

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My bunkmate liked to sniff his worn undies. [dead] When undressing in the bunk. he will give his undies a good smell before putting it in the laundry bag.

 

Tell me about the weirdos you met in NS

 

yee...damn gross.. :blink:

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Sound familiar... My unit also got this guy who also excuse sunlight........

 

My unit also got one excuse sunlight, best part is he is representing the nation now in one of the sports that involves direct sunlight...

[laugh] [laugh]

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My BMT used to have this 302 who didn't declare 302 and is damn sissy. He always sashay around and bio guys showering and was sent to DB for offering blow job to the CSM..the whole of 7BTS knows who is he..his notoriety was later spread to 3 BTS which is at the other end of the camp and the people there also came to know his "exploits"..he was in the same company as me but luckily not in the same platoon..he only manage to go home twice throughout the whole BMT as the rest of his weekends were confinement..

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i was in provost then there is this trainee mp named dexter.

 

he doesnt bathe at all until weekend bookout, dunno how the section commander know about it and in the end, in front of platoon, forced him to bathe and got 2 guys to LOOK AT HIM BATHING.

 

i think he is shy cos old provost camp shower is open one...no wall to hide. u r naked, can see each other dickies and ppl will queue behind u looking at ur butts.

 

section commander said if he dont bathe, he may get skin infection so he must learn proper hygiene. Dexter actually said he do powder bath enough...zzzzz

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i was in provost then there is this trainee mp named dexter.

 

he doesnt bathe at all until weekend bookout, dunno how the section commander know about it and in the end, in front of platoon, forced him to bathe and got 2 guys to LOOK AT HIM BATHING.

 

i think he is shy cos old provost camp shower is open one...no wall to hide. u r naked, can see each other dickies and ppl will queue behind u looking at ur butts.

 

section commander said if he dont bathe, he may get skin infection so he must learn proper hygiene. Dexter actually said he do powder bath enough...zzzzz

hmmmmm............ weekends when he booked out, he will stay half day inside the bath tub .... [sly][laugh][laugh]

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I dont know, I not PTI. I hate PTI too esp when they say no count during chin up. [bigcry][laugh]

 

I tink pacer is not allowed during IPPT test. But when Chief of Navy take IPPT, wow, the number of pacer and the number ppl wana sign up to take that IPPT test is incredible. During my time CNV was MP Lui and Ronnie Tay, they are really good runners and IPPT always gold award. [knife]

 

i remember pacer is allowed except they cannot touch the runners [smash]

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Turbocharged

As with all Pes C companies, we see our fair share of jokers like those who dislocate their shoulder while doing standing broad jumps, break their fingers firing a rifle during range and the one who is allergic to the colour green, and thus granted a uniform excuse...

then can do ns in navy, air force or mata. :ph34r:

 

he see Green will faint or not? Will turn bin chi chi? [laugh]

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I have this company CSM that loves to fall in the entire company and talk c--k at attention only on nights off days (only 2 in a week) [rifle] , so most of us just stay in camp.

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why PTI hate him for being a pacer? [confused]

 

My guess.....

even if the WO fail the timing, PTI have to let him pass. So, those who completed the run [but also fail timing] before the WO would also benefit becos PTI have to also let them pass.

Therefore, PTI no choice, only LL.

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My guess.....

even if the WO fail the timing, PTI have to let him pass. So, those who completed the run [but also fail timing] before the WO would also benefit becos PTI have to also let them pass.

Therefore, PTI no choice, only LL.

 

No lah. The WO do not take the full IPPT test. He only does the 2.4km run. Last time was still running ard the camp. Now its running ard the stadium running track.

 

Last time running ard the camp, I still remember my coxswain will station us at various checkpoint and push the runners who unable to pass their IPPT. We would run abt 500m with the runner and use our hand to push the lower back of the runner and scream at them to run faster. [lipsrsealed] But now in running track, everything is in full view of the PTI so no more such thing liao. :D

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No lah. The WO do not take the full IPPT test. He only does the 2.4km run. Last time was still running ard the camp. Now its running ard the stadium running track.

 

Last time running ard the camp, I still remember my coxswain will station us at various checkpoint and push the runners who unable to pass their IPPT. We would run abt 500m with the runner and use our hand to push the lower back of the runner and scream at them to run faster. [lipsrsealed] But now in running track, everything is in full view of the PTI so no more such thing liao. :D

 

brani where is the 2.4km route?

 

sembawang camp u rememeber was on the road.

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Supercharged

remind me of my bmt days...

 

i am bed 2.. really surrounded by weirdoes..

bed 1, we call him BF - blur Fark..

bed 2, we call him AF - arrogant Fark..

 

BF is my buddy.. damn fit..

during route march, always help me to carry my stuff.. haha

but he has weird appetite..

he drools all over the place..

i remember one incident, camo cream all over our face.. this bf.. power..

use his fingers to wipe the camo and.... put it in his mouth..

there was another incident whereby he dig his mouth.. then put inside his mouth too..

was caught by an officer in the midst of the act...

sad.. really sad.. my buddy [:(]

 

AF... dislike him, selfish personality.

damn solo, but also damn fit.

wanted to go ocs, he do have the ocs caliber but being too selfish.. this kills his hope.

in generally... bmt was fun..

 

haha, always wonder how on earth did i make it during that 2 and 1/2 yr time..

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