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last time i go a sissy type middle age 1st sgt regular, he befren 2 of my platoon mates A,B. got to be very frendly with them, until one night to my shock of shock, he sleep on the same bed with one of the more gd looking guy A! and the position is not separate type but he huggin my topless platoon mate from the back type!

 

apparently, my platoon mate A who is not a gay but he keep his skin very well using various cosmetic(yeah a bit weirdo for guy) start to shun tis sgt after that but not in an obvious way.

 

 

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why PTI hate him for being a pacer? [confused]

 

I dont know, I not PTI. I hate PTI too esp when they say no count during chin up. [bigcry][laugh]

 

I tink pacer is not allowed during IPPT test. But when Chief of Navy take IPPT, wow, the number of pacer and the number ppl wana sign up to take that IPPT test is incredible. During my time CNV was MP Lui and Ronnie Tay, they are really good runners and IPPT always gold award. [knife]

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ok la

 

last time i had a chao geng wierdos excuse sunlight...

 

even my csm tio chua by this ... then he go back office think think think... until he come up with a genius plan...

 

"private tan! since you excuse sunlight by the MO, i have to accept. ... and since MO give you stay out i also accept... so per the MO instructions, you everyday book in and out ok?

 

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everyday you book in 5am before the sun come out, book out 8pm after the sun go down!!!"

 

i bought him a bottle of black label after that. [laugh] [laugh]

Sound familiar... My unit also got this guy who also excuse sunlight........

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i had this "excuse dust" status when active. wonder if anyone heard of that. So cannot do area cleaning cannot go field camp cannot stay in cos camp very dusty. In the end i was only excuse area cleaning and field camp. I didn't keng

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As with all Pes C companies, we see our fair share of jokers like those who dislocate their shoulder while doing standing broad jumps, break their fingers firing a rifle during range and the one who is allergic to the colour green, and thus granted a uniform excuse...

 

?????? break finger during range????

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?????? break finger during range????

 

must have put finger in chamber and "ease-spring" right? M-16 maybe only bruise or sprain. GPMG will be fracture and finger out of shape. If it's HMG or AGL, like finger scissors.

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must have put finger in chamber and "ease-spring" right? M-16 maybe only bruise or sprain. GPMG will be fracture and finger out of shape. If it's HMG or AGL, like finger scissors.

 

i thought M16 also will break already [laugh] really goondoo la like young that time parents say dont anyhow put finger near doors

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Yeah, some people are really itchy fingers and like to stuff their digits into their rifle's chamber.... then as expected, accidently "ease spring".

Even officer also kena before. <_<

 

Then I also saw this 3SG misfire at the range. The shot went really high and hit this wooden wall above his lane. Either M16 is very powerful or the structure was rotten but a large piece of wood came crashing down.

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Yeah, some people are really itchy fingers and like to stuff their digits into their rifle's chamber.... then as expected, accidently "ease spring".

Even officer also kena before. <_<

 

Then I also saw this 3SG misfire at the range. The shot went really high and hit this wooden wall above his lane. Either M16 is very powerful or the structure was rotten but a large piece of wood came crashing down.

 

now SAR no more ease spring lo [laugh]

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saw this new recruit bring in teddy bear . yes i repeat a teddy bear in his bag pack instead of the usual stuffss.

saw him got transferred to IMH later. NS must be really depressing for him mann [smallcry]

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oh yeah how about this recruit who jump down head down first at my medical centre. is this the case of already a weirdo who joined ns or a young guy who gots weirdoED during NS .things that NS can turn someone to [shakehead]

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My unit had a 2LT who has this small, smelly and dirty pillow in his bunk. [laugh] Apparently he had the pillow since young and cannot sleep without it. But to be fair he is a nice guy and very normal apart from that.

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My unit had a 2LT who has this small, smelly and dirty pillow in his bunk. [laugh] Apparently he had the pillow since young and cannot sleep without it. But to be fair he is a nice guy and very normal apart from that.

 

normal la haha but at least hide it from people la

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