Jbee petrol pt2

[Tianmo]

 

1) Wait. Hv I got it wrong? Kanchil is mousedeer. Then MUSANG is what? Whats that animal that can fight with a Cobra? Mongoose.

 

2) I cannot b wh her 24/7. Wait kenna caught I die.

 

3) XMM wil only make the heart more unpure. He needs an old lady to take care of. That wil ensure his heart becomes pure as gold.

 

But............but.........but............What if ty only give u the 20% consists of the undeveloped swampy land, rubbish dumps, n toilets?

 

aiyo................my grandfather time...............if he owns 20% of Jurong............they will all be swampy land and rubbish dumps lah.............but now all turn to gold liao you know................ [laugh]

[Ichibawa]

 

1) Wait. Hv I got it wrong? Kanchil is mousedeer. Then MUSANG is what? Whats that animal that can fight with a Cobra? Mongoose.

 

 

Musang: civet cat

[TVT]

So will parents drive with anxieties on the roads whole of next week??!! MOE better issue bumper stickers screaming --

'BEWARE, OVERSTRESSED PARENTS DRIVING THIS CAR'!!!

Probably....it is the the next 2 weeks. Some schools is next week, some the week after next. MOE won't issue such stickers lah...best is to be obervant for any cars driving in a "reckless" manner these next 2 weeks.

 

[TVT]

Sounds like the drive is more suitable for a SUV. If you used a family saloon, did you end up scratching the bottom of your car?

 

Check with p69, he may recommend some xmm to purify your heart to stock, purer condition :-)

 

No need SUV to cross that stretch of road lah....any car would do, just need to go slow on the bad sectors. In fact, the smaller the car, the easier it is to cross (due to its small size and lighter weight). That's what the locals told me.

 

Yes, if P69 has "spare" xmm to recommend, it would do great to my heart. If got MILF, even better!

 

[Pisces69]

 

aiyo................my grandfather time...............if he owns 20% of Jurong............they will all be swampy land and rubbish dumps lah.............but now all turn to gold liao you know................ [laugh]

 

 

Hahaha. Long time I never go inspect Jurong area.

 

But can say any land in SG is worth a lot. If u can even hold land in Geylang Red Light area also in time sure wil b expensive cos gharmen wil chase away all those chickens n develop into prime property fr housing.

 

Then all chicken farm wil b only avaliable at some small island like what Indo has done. Go in must report to the security guard post change pass. Everybodys particulars wil b recorded so can eliminate the criminal element.

 

Chickens all hv work permit n pay taxes. All payment by voucher u buy at a counter.

[Tianmo]

 

 

Hahaha. Long time I never go inspect Jurong area.

 

But can say any land in SG is worth a lot. If u can even hold land in Geylang Red Light area also in time sure wil b expensive cos gharmen wil chase away all those chickens n develop into prime property fr housing.

 

Then all chicken farm wil b only avaliable at some small island like what Indo has done. Go in must report to the security guard post change pass. Everybodys particulars wil b recorded so can eliminate the criminal element.

 

Chickens all hv work permit n pay taxes. All payment by voucher u buy at a counter.

 

you really sld drive ard jurong for a while..............now jurong happening place liao lor............ [laugh]

[Pisces69]

 

Musang: civet cat

 

 

Oh its civet cat ah. Then mongoose is what in malay?

 

I so long never use these terms till all forgotten already.

Probably....it is the the next 2 weeks. Some schools is next week, some the week after next. MOE won't issue such stickers lah...best is to be obervant for any cars driving in a "reckless" manner these next 2 weeks.

 

 

 

I was told this week is pr sch holidays n next week is exams.

 

No need SUV to cross that stretch of road lah....any car would do, just need to go slow on the bad sectors. In fact, the smaller the car, the easier it is to cross (due to its small size and lighter weight). That's what the locals told me.

 

Yes, if P69 has "spare" xmm to recommend, it would do great to my heart. If got MILF, even better!

 

 

 

Does not matter. XMM or MILF. All wil make yr heart more spoilt till explode.

 

you really sld drive ard jurong for a while..............now jurong happening place liao lor............

Whats "happening" in Jurong?

[TVT]

 

 

Hahaha. Long time I never go inspect Jurong area.

 

But can say any land in SG is worth a lot. If u can even hold land in Geylang Red Light area also in time sure wil b expensive cos gharmen wil chase away all those chickens n develop into prime property fr housing.

 

Then all chicken farm wil b only avaliable at some small island like what Indo has done. Go in must report to the security guard post change pass. Everybodys particulars wil b recorded so can eliminate the criminal element.

 

Chickens all hv work permit n pay taxes. All payment by voucher u buy at a counter.

Singapore where else got island to host these chicken farms?

 

 

But I disagree every men must resort to guard room n record name to visit the farm. Like that most men sure don't want to go. What if some wives go check this register for her husband's name how?

[TVT]

 

 

I was told this week is pr sch holidays n next week is exams.

 

 

Does not matter. XMM or MILF. All wil make yr heart more spoilt till explode.

Whats "happening" in Jurong?

Yes correct lah. This week is primary school holidays. Next week start is their year end exams. That was what I meant.

 

Between xmm and MILF, the latter has better experience and will surely make my heart explode faster. and "finish" me off faster, too.

 

What's happening in Jurong? Maybe more xmm is working at those big factories there....

[Pisces69]

Singapore where else got island to host these chicken farms?

 

 

But I disagree every men must resort to guard room n record name to visit the farm. Like that most men sure don't want to go. What if some wives go check this register for her husband's name how?

 

 

Who knows next time part of P.Ubin wil b used? Or some of the small islands like Ketam, Seletar, Semaku, Kusu etc.

 

We hv several small islands in the south of SG. All not much value. This way ty wil b put to some use. Generate revenue fr gharmen.

 

Report guardhouse is gharmen trick. Ty wil say its for safety but actually also to discourage notti men from going there n leave their wives at home all alone. Hahaha.

 

Anyway the register can b confidential n public cannot check. Only police can check it.

 

What's happening in Jurong? Maybe more xmm is working at those big factories there....

 

Dunno? Tianmo said there happening????

 

I waiting fr him to reply what "happening" there.

[Maseratigood]

Singapore where else got island to host these chicken farms?

 

 

But I disagree every men must resort to guard room n record name to visit the farm. Like that most men sure don't want to go. What if some wives go check this register for her husband's name how?

I only worry some men may find their wife inside the farm earning pocket money or satisfying herself what she can't get from the husband

Yes correct lah. This week is primary school holidays. Next week start is their year end exams. That was what I meant.

 

Between xmm and MILF, the latter has better experience and will surely make my heart explode faster. and "finish" me off faster, too.

 

What's happening in Jurong? Maybe more xmm is working at those big factories there....

Are you thinking what I m think ---- open convenient shop next to big factories for the convenience of xmm working there?

[Maseratigood]

 

 

Who knows next time part of P.Ubin wil b used? Or some of the small islands like Ketam, Seletar, Semaku, Kusu etc.

 

We hv several small islands in the south of SG. All not much value. This way ty wil b put to some use. Generate revenue fr gharmen.

Actually people must waste time take ferry to visit island, worst if they kena sea sickness, end up vomiting in the farm instead of having a good time.

 

Talking about islands for farming, why not use the many traffic islands LTA has built all over the main land? Easily accessible by foot, or bus, mrt, bicycle, and LTA can also collect rents from these traffic-island-farms!!!!

[Pisces69]

1) I only worry some men may find their wife inside the farm earning pocket money or satisfying herself what she can't get from the husband

2) Are you thinking what I m think ---- open convenient shop next to big factories for the convenience of xmm working there?

 

1) Hahahahaha. It just might happen. Thats why u wil need the security to prevent a big fight.

 

2) Ya but now those small convenience store already a thing of the past. Cannot find many in SG. Pple prefer to go big supermarket for better prices. And I dun think ty giving any more permits for them to operate.

 

Maybe can do like last time. Illegal hawker on bicycle. Sell stuff like panties, Kotex n KY cream in case ty need?

1) Actually people must waste time take ferry to visit island, worst if they kena sea sickness, end up vomiting in the farm instead of having a good time.

 

2) Talking about islands for farming, why not use the many traffic islands LTA has built all over the main land? Easily accessible by foot, or bus, mrt, bicycle, and LTA can also collect rents from these traffic-island-farms!!!!

 

1) Taking ferry is part of the fun n excitment. Just like going on holiday.

 

2) Those small traffic islands on the roads??? I can imagine all the vegs n fruits wil get stolen in the night even b4 its fully ripe.

[Maseratigood]

 

1) Hahahahaha. It just might happen. Thats why u wil need the security to prevent a big fight.

 

2) Ya but now those small convenience store already a thing of the past. Cannot find many in SG. Pple prefer to go big supermarket for better prices. And I dun think ty giving any more permits for them to operate.

 

Maybe can do like last time. Illegal hawker on bicycle. Sell stuff like panties, Kotex n KY cream in case ty need?

 

1) Taking ferry is part of the fun n excitment. Just like going on holiday.

 

2) Those small traffic islands on the roads??? I can imagine all the vegs n fruits wil get stolen in the night even b4 its fully ripe.

 

gahmen wants everything big (that's why small shops literally have to close shop when those gahmen linked big boys move in, sadly, and we lose all the personal touch small shops can give us), from big pay packets to big supermarts, whathaveyou.... next time they will move in to open mega 'chicken farms'!!!

 

if we worry traffic island farms will be burglared/robbed, than HDB can come to the rescue ---- roof top farms at 20 or 30 storeys above the ground!!! the thieves will need strong legs to go up and carry the stolen stuff down again.... they will give up halfway!!

 

No need mobile shops selling panties, kotex n ky, now car dealers are desperate to please their customers, they will preload the glovebox and boot with boxes of such thing... you like, right?

 

Petrol station can also give free panties, kotex, ky over and above discounts to attract customers

 

[Pisces69]

 

1) gahmen wants everything big (that's why small shops literally have to close shop when those gahmen linked big boys move in, sadly, and we lose all the personal touch small shops can give us), from big pay packets to big supermarts, whathaveyou.... next time they will move in to open mega 'chicken farms'!!!

 

2) if we worry traffic island farms will be burglared/robbed, than HDB can come to the rescue ---- roof top farms at 20 or 30 storeys above the ground!!! the thieves will need strong legs to go up and carry the stolen stuff down again.... they will give up halfway!!

 

3) No need mobile shops selling panties, kotex n ky, now car dealers are desperate to please their customers, they will preload the glovebox and boot with boxes of such thing... you like, right?

 

4) Petrol station can also give free panties, kotex, ky over and above discounts to attract customers

 

1) Dun b surprised next time we see gharmen set-up chicken farms on the islands. All controlled but prices wil b very ex cos once gharmen take over, the prices sure go up.

 

2) Was suggested to hv gardens on the top floor of MSCP but maybe cos of heavy weight, it was not approved.

 

3) Only if the buyer is a woman. If a man open n see kotex, sure say suay n run from that car.

 

4) Agian only if customers r women. Imagine u pump $20 petrol n when pay, cashier give u a pkt of Kotex. End up everybody behind start laughing at u.

[Maseratigood]

1) Dun b surprised next time we see gharmen set-up chicken farms on the islands. All controlled but prices wil b very ex cos once gharmen take over, the prices sure go up.

 

2) Was suggested to hv gardens on the top floor of MSCP but maybe cos of heavy weight, it was not approved.

 

3) Only if the buyer is a woman. If a man open n see kotex, sure say suay n run from that car.

 

4) Agian only if customers r women. Imagine u pump $20 petrol n when pay, cashier give u a pkt of Kotex. End up everybody behind start laughing at u.

Those men who always nose-bleed will grab the kotex for good standby emergency use!!!!

[Pisces69]

Those men who always nose-bleed will grab the kotex for good standby emergency use!!!!

 

 

I dun think any man wil ever wan to b seen with a bloody Kotex stuck over his nose n mouth.

[Maseratigood]

 

 

I dun think any man wil ever wan to b seen with a bloody Kotex stuck over his nose n mouth.

They either bleed till no more to bleed, or bite the bullet using the kotex worh!!