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There's a whole series on "unnecessary censorship", but I found this the most hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing like a madman! [laugh]

this is really disturbing, especially being a parent myself. i hope the kids will not be part of the vicious cycle when they grow up. ----------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.tnp.sg/content/mum-stripped-maid-front-laughing-kids Mum stripped maid in front of laughing kids April 23, 2014 - 1:10am By: Jennifer Dhanaraj PHOTO: SINGAPORE POLICE FORCE She pulled down her domestic helper's shorts and underwear in front of her children, who began laughing at the maid. The reason: Wong Pui Kwan (above), 28, was upset that her Filipino maid, Ms Rinonos Analyn Almoite, had not cleaned her daughter's mouth properly after feeding her. On other occasions, Wong had also hit Ms Rinonos with a cane, splashed cooking oil on her, hit her with a plastic tub, threw a chair at her and cut off her hair. This led to Ms Rinonos and the family's other maid, a Myanmar national, to run away on Dec 6, 2011. They later made a police report. Wong was on Tuesday jailed a year for abusing the two domestic workers. Read the full report in The New Paper on Wednesday (April 23).

Can't stop laughing when come accross this report ....... CNA report : Football: Singapore national team set for major revamp SINGAPORE: Singapore's national football players have been dropped from the team following a year of dismal performances. This is according to the President of Singapore's Football Association, Zainuddin Nordin. In the last 12 months, the national team failed to qualify for the last 16 of the Asian Cup and the Lions also failed to advance beyond the group stage of the recent Suzuki Cup. In an interview this morning, Mr Zainudin said, the state of football in Singapore is disappointing. "What we have done, is that we have analyse the reports and what has happened in 2010 and realise that for the good of football, I think, we have a major revamp of the national team. What is going to happen is that we are going to have a new slate of players that means players that will be totally taken from ground zero. "That means all the players will be dropped and the national coach and the technical team will do a selection based on merit.. From all the assessments, we believe this is the best thing to do for the good of the future of Singapore football." Mr Zainudin also called for patience from fans. Revamp here, revamp there also the same old players who are: a) board late for bus b) staying late at night playing cards c) asking fans to pay his summons knowing that he had been repeating the same offences and refused to learn his lesson d) defender & striker fighting e) enable to string 10 passes together f) aimless crossing from flank should have change the coach long ago, his tactics had been stale ......... and 'patience from fans' ...... what fans, gave up since Malaysia Cup days and after few months after the S league when it started. Used to watch S League at TP stadium and after few match, totally gave up....

http://www.straitstimes.com/STForum/Online...ory_622575.html ST Forum Home > ST Forum > Online Story Jan 11, 2011 Spare pet owners the 'D' word RECENTLY, my dog passed away and I had to deregister it on the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority website. On the site, under the given options for reasons for deregistration, the first one is the word "dead" followed by others such as "lost", "stolen" and so on. We are already feeling very sad over the loss of our dog and it is insensitive to have such a word on the site. Is it possible to change it to something like "passed on"? This would really go a long way towards helping dog owners get over their grief. Elizabeth Chiona (Ms) ================================= Latest comments "Passed On " .. to whom ? The truth hurts... Why use a different language to cover the real truth... You must as well say your dog has decided to stop breathing for NOW.. Posted by: kokoobird at Tue Jan 11 16:36:34 SGT 2011 Deceased ? Mati ? Lifeless ? Posted by: ladyhaha at Tue Jan 11 15:42:04 SGT 2011 Can we use "Expired"? or "Late"? Posted by: MMMAAADDD at Tue Jan 11 12:23:58 SGT 2011 can also change to mati, si keow keow, kong kah keow, kick de bucket etc Posted by: wtssim at Tue Jan 11 12:05:40 SGT 2011 It's an official form, with factual reasons for the cancellation of a license. Why whould AVA use euphemisms? Instead of "Dead", "Lost" and "Stolen", why not "Moved to the Big Kennel in the Sky", "No Longer at Home, but surely Trying to Find his way back to My Loving Arms" and "Liberated by Less Than Honest Individuals, Current Whereabouts Unknown, but Sorely Missed"? The dog is dead, deal. Posted by: agooddaytodie at Tue Jan 11 10:32:07 SGT 2011

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u guys probably seen this before.. me too... but i just cant stop laughing at this whenever i read it.. enjoy... Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.. > His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his > mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Johnny > was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at schooland at > home. Johnny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for > his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did. Johnny's mother, > being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the > last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him why he deserved a bike > for his birthday. Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat > down to write God a letter. > > > LETTER 1: > > Dear God, > > I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my > birthday. I want a red one. > > Your friend, > > Johnny. > > > > Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so > he tore up the letter and started over. > > > > LETTER 2: > > Dear God, > > This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I > would like a red bike for my birthday. > > Thank you, > > Johnny. > > > > Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started > again. > > > > LETTER 3: > > Dear God, > > I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my > birthday. > > Your friend, > > Johnny. > > > > Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnny was very > upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. > Johnny's mother thought her plan had worked because Johnny looked very sad. > "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said. Johnny walked down the > street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone > was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under > his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and > up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of > paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God. > > > > LETTER 4: > > I'VE GOT YOUR MUM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. > > Signed > > YOU KNOW WHO

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