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Ah thats another good tactic. Hold the sarong low n ty squat inside. Just nice as ty turn n see the big sausage in their face. Ty have no choice but to take it in their soft little mouths n give it a good suck. [grin]

The side benefit of wearing sarong!!!! This should be our national dress at home.

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The side benefit of wearing sarong!!!! This should be our national dress at home.

 

My neighbours those XMM very notti one. If I wear sarong, ty wil pull it off n run away with it, leaving me standing there naked for all to see. [sweatdrop]

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My neighbours those XMM very notti one. If I wear sarong, ty wil pull it off n run away with it, leaving me standing there naked for all to see. [sweatdrop]

 

thats why you should move in to next door and let them pull all they like until they have had enough and then leave you alone!

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U mean that u dun know that when the gharmen took over SG n started out, ty had no money to build n develop SG n I think World Bank or something like that suggested the form of compulsory savings (CPF) so the gharmen wil have cheap money on long term loan to develop n build up SG.

 

The gharmen then proposed but many pple were against. Maybe cos ty dun trust ty wil see the money again but the gharmen gave the assurance that it was our money n we wil get it all back when we turn 55 n retire.

 

This is common knowledge. Im surprised u dun know this.????

 

Really! But I have friends over 55, and they didn't tell me they can't collect their CPF money ?

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This scenario counted? ------

 

I was a stall helper in a pasa malam selling faked Victoria Secrets at half prices... tell you, the crowd was buying them like no tomorrow, all xmms! I m the STAR!!

 

Really anot? I hardly see a man selling women's underwear leh.... [:p] Usually its a woman.

 

Which xmm will be comfortable enough to ask you (the sales person there) questions about bra or panties size? Eg, she might ask you to recommend what cup size for her ??? You know what to recommend meh...?

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1. You got belly fetish!!!

 

2. You mean when a 180kg xmm wear her 45kg sister's bikinis?

 

1. She not only reveal her belly, but also her arms! Both areas I like to "bite" one... [grin]

 

2. Yeah, something like that. Minimum coverage for the .... [lipsrsealed]

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1. She not only reveal her belly, but also her arms! Both areas I like to "bite" one... [grin]

 

2. Yeah, something like that. Minimum coverage for the .... [lipsrsealed]

 

 

I simply like to bite drum sticks!!! real ones!!

 

Really anot? I hardly see a man selling women's underwear leh.... [:p] Usually its a woman.

 

Which xmm will be comfortable enough to ask you (the sales person there) questions about bra or panties size? Eg, she might ask you to recommend what cup size for her ??? You know what to recommend meh...?

 

 

what year are we in now? nowadays young females are asking questions which can make you blush and end up you need a blood transfusion to get rid of your blush!!

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thats why you should move in to next door and let them pull all they like until they have had enough and then leave you alone!

 

So far it seems like ty wil never get tired of pulling my sarong. Ty r maybe addicted to playing with me cos Im so much fun? [grin]

 

Really! But I have friends over 55, and they didn't tell me they can't collect their CPF money ?

 

 

U mean ty r able to collect ALL? Even their Special Account n Medisave? How about the Minimum Sum?

 

Really anot? I hardly see a man selling women's underwear leh.... [:p] Usually its a woman.

 

Which xmm will be comfortable enough to ask you (the sales person there) questions about bra or panties size? Eg, she might ask you to recommend what cup size for her ??? You know what to recommend meh...?

 

 

He wil disguise himself as an auntie. Wear dress, wig, lipstick n makeup. Even put on bra with 2 oranges inside to fool the XMM.

 

He wil do anything to see XMM naked. [lipsrsealed]

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He wil disguise himself as an auntie. Wear dress, wig, lipstick n makeup. Even put on bra with 2 oranges inside to fool the XMM.

 

He wil do anything to see XMM naked. [lipsrsealed]

 

 

actually to disguise myself as a chabor is really hard work!!! how to make my python disappear so that I can wear bikinis?

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actually to disguise myself as a chabor is really hard work!!! how to make my python disappear so that I can wear bikinis?

 

U dun need to wear bikini. Just loose skirt or yr trusted sarong.

 

Yr python wil only come out once the prey is tightly in yr grip. By then its too late for them to run or scream even cos the python is already deep in their throats.

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U dun need to wear bikini. Just loose skirt or yr trusted sarong.

 

Yr python wil only come out once the prey is tightly in yr grip. By then its too late for them to run or scream even cos the python is already deep in their throats.

 

 

I am not so mean as to grip them tight....... I let them run free and then come back to me [grin][grin]

 

your grip can straggle them to half death, better not do it

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I am not so mean as to grip them tight....... I let them run free and then come back to me [grin][grin]

 

your grip can straggle them to half death, better not do it

 

U sure once ty run off ty wil come back?

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U sure once ty run off ty wil come back?

 

 

it will be sad for a while if they don't return, but there will be new supply the next day... we are getting 6.9m, the chances of better newbies are high!!

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it will be sad for a while if they don't return, but there will be new supply the next day... we are getting 6.9m, the chances of better newbies are high!!

 

But of those newbies, how many r XMM or Chio Bu?

 

Maybe all r Ah Tiong, Bangla, Pinoy n a few ang mo guys. Maybe a small portion r those Study Mama but ty r not XMM.

 

The only XMM might b at Geylang come in under Social Visit Pass.

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But of those newbies, how many r XMM or Chio Bu?

 

Maybe all r Ah Tiong, Bangla, Pinoy n a few ang mo guys. Maybe a small portion r those Study Mama but ty r not XMM.

 

The only XMM might b at Geylang come in under Social Visit Pass.

 

 

that's why Geylang is one very important area in sgp, it can never be relocted like our container parks from Keppel to West Tuas!!

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that's why Geylang is one very important area in sgp, it can never be relocted like our container parks from Keppel to West Tuas!!

 

U dun b surprised one day all those red lights wil b hanging on one of our small islands.

 

Geylang land has very good value for development for residential n commercial properties. U think the gharmen will pass up this goldmine for long?

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U dun b surprised one day all those red lights wil b hanging on one of our small islands.

 

Geylang land has very good value for development for residential n commercial properties. U think the gharmen will pass up this goldmine for long?

 

 

yes, you are right, to enbloc houses of ill-repute into condos can make more money than the oldest trade there today

 

will they move these traders to pulau ubin to keep our main island free of vices?

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yes, you are right, to enbloc houses of ill-repute into condos can make more money than the oldest trade there today

 

will they move these traders to pulau ubin to keep our main island free of vices?

 

I already mentioned b4. In the future, we wil see all those red lights moved to some uninhabitated island to keep it away form public view in keeping with Spore squeaky clean image.

 

Kills two birds with one stone. Give value to those worthless islands n free up valuable land in Geylang for multi-million dollar developments.

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