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Dont know about you fellas but it gives me the goosebumps when i hear or read some "new" names of today. Using proper meaning words is one thing but jumbling names and reinventing a completely sily one takes it to a whole new level

 

And of course there is Beckham....

 

*Peng*

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Dont know about you fellas but it gives me the goosebumps when i hear or read some "new" names of today. Using proper meaning words is one thing but jumbling names and reinventing a completely sily one takes it to a whole new level

 

And of course there is Beckham....

 

*Peng*

 

i ever saw a namecard with a name, Handsome Jin Yan Dao [sweatdrop]

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Came across many weird names... girls who call themselves Circle, Fish, Red, Happy, etc... The champion was a guy who named himself ABCD ... pronounce Ab-Cee-Dee [sweatdrop]

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You should see some PRC ladies using engrish names.

Some don't even know ..the meaning.

I think there's one probably trying to use a girl's name Virginia.

Well, it twisted so much that it became a genital name.

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i knew a family. children age between 5 & 10yrs old.

Son : Lexus

Dau : Porsche

 

furthermore, their surname is Tan (wait long long [laugh] ).

Must be dreaming for the above two cars until siao liao to give such a name.

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haha it's not easy to get an angmoh name which is somewhat conventional but not so common.

Haha don't want to call a "jayden" and 5 kids turn around to the same name [grouphug]

 

But i cringe internally to the more "creative" names.

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There is a list of funny names i read it some years a go

 

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

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haha it's not easy to get an angmoh name which is somewhat conventional but not so common.

Haha don't want to call a "jayden" and 5 kids turn around to the same name [grouphug]

 

But i cringe internally to the more "creative" names.

Thats why nowadays many english names same pronounation but different spelling, just to make it unique and special.
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There is a list of funny names i read it some years a go

 

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

 

our Chinese name are likely to be make fun of by other people with other language.

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Beckham still ok. Some Ppl in Brazil name their sons Jesus.

Beckham as the first name of a singaporean chinese boy is downright stupid.

Jesus is a proper name and in Brazil it is like Jason or john, perfectly fine

Taiwanese man like damn stylo name like Spike wang... dragon Wang....Titan Wang and etc...

All that is fine, they are proper words still no matter what

Thats why nowadays many english names same pronounation but different spelling, just to make it unique and special.

Thats sooooo lame

Came across many weird names... girls who call themselves Circle, Fish, Red, Happy, etc... The champion was a guy who named himself ABCD ... pronounce Ab-Cee-Dee [sweatdrop]

Circle fish red are all proper words so they are fine.

 

Just like how our forefathers are call pig dog dragon pearl diamond etc...

 

Perfectly fine.

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