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ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AND MANAGEMENT (HUMAN

EMISSIONS) REGULATIONS

 

Smoky Human

13. —(1) No person shall cause or permit to be caused, on any MRT station or premises within the MRT station, emission of gas or visible vapour.

(2) The person found emitting gas or visible vapour in contravention of

paragraph (1) shall be guilty of an offence.

 

To be debated in Parliament soon [nod]

hmm... I thought is visible brown/yellow substance mainly in the form of fluid?

 

visible vapour i think very scary liao sia

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i wonder how they determine the different colors.

green means 4 people can stand together in one square meter.
yellow means 10 can squeeze in one square meter.

and red means if i have an erection in my pants, you will feel it.

 

is that how they measure?

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just plant this kinda camera to catch loh. so difficult meh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8--dd6fOCM

 

 

 

 

ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AND MANAGEMENT (HUMAN

EMISSIONS) REGULATIONS

 

Smoky Human

13. —(1) No person shall cause or permit to be caused, on any MRT station or premises within the MRT station, emission of gas or visible vapour.

(2) The person found emitting gas or visible vapour in contravention of

paragraph (1) shall be guilty of an offence.

 

To be debated in Parliament soon [nod]

 

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just plant this kinda camera to catch loh. so difficult meh?

 

 

No lah...this one need to have 2020 vision then can cum up with this kind of solution...

 

More likely they put every meter 1 man to catch [nod]

 

From their successful track record with the limping fugitive, this way most effective [nod]

 

 

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oh yah hor, liddat can also bring in more FT to achieve that 6.9 mil KPI as well hor~!

one bird two stone leh. mai siao siao ah~!

 

forgot about that.

thanks for reminding. [laugh]

 

 

No lah...this one need to have 2020 vision then can cum up with this kind of solution...

 

More likely they put every meter 1 man to catch [nod]

 

From their successful track record with the limping fugitive, this way most effective [nod]

 

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i suspect they already up to their necks and cannot up the train frequency already

 

is it a case of:

shortage of driver

shortage of train

state of tracks

 

i dont know

but i think they really cannot up the train frequency already, thats why chut all these crap moves like enttertainer is mrt, free wifi and now this bulllshiiit red light

 

if their bloody trains cannot take the loads, then dont let so many people in

 

[thumbsdown]

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i suspect they already up to their necks and cannot up the train frequency already

 

is it a case of:

shortage of driver

shortage of train

state of tracks

 

i dont know

but i think they really cannot up the train frequency already, thats why chut all these crap moves like enttertainer is mrt, free wifi and now this bulllshiiit red light

 

if their bloody trains cannot take the loads, then dont let so many people in

 

[thumbsdown]

 

HK is densely populated but they don't have this problem.

 

Their stations are wider, trains are longer and wider.

 

Ours can't do much unless extend the station and add more cabins to the train.

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sibeh stupiak n waste marney sia... knn... must be some a-hole WITs suggestion idea

 

Yah...must be from LTA cos traffic lights...

 

If from NParks than probably they hang bird traps to ward people off during peak hours.

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i suspect they already up to their necks and cannot up the train frequency already

 

is it a case of:

shortage of driver

shortage of train

state of tracks

 

i dont know

but i think they really cannot up the train frequency already, thats why chut all these crap moves like enttertainer is mrt, free wifi and now this bulllshiiit red light

 

if their bloody trains cannot take the loads, then dont let so many people in

 

[thumbsdown]

Actually this traffic light thing I saw some idiot suggest on stomp when that time jurong east mrt over crowded.

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Imagine walking 10 minutes to the station only to see the red light on, sibeh sian ah!!

 

They should send smses to all phone users once there is delay or breakdown, so people got more time to find a way to work. Smses can included alternative ways of transport, pick up location etc. Or maybe just start an app to announce situation immediately.

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