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Champion expert Parker then can do this.

 

Undercarriage never kena by the stump behind?  [dizzy]

This one is confirmed need to......SHIT......NOW!

If that emergency, should probably just park head in liao.

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If that emergency, should probably just park head in liao.

perhaps he was driving in reverse all the while ? [grin]

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Undercarriage never kena by the stump behind?  [dizzy]

If that emergency, should probably just park head in liao.

 

It's that moment when the shit is at the hole but yet controllable. So he bothered to reverse park but yet not that much time to adjust the car.

 

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It's that moment when the shit is at the hole but yet controllable. So he bothered to reverse park but yet not that much time to adjust the car.

 

[laugh]

 

and when the lift was coming down, it stopped at every floor. but heck, he managed to still lun but this time squeezed his arse real tight to prevent it from really coming out.

 

so he stumbled to his door, fished out his keys but sh!t (pun intended), it dropped onto the floor.

 

and so he struggled to insert the key into the door, the heavy door creaked open and he was sure relief will soon be in sai (replace for "sight").

 

but hell no. his arse muscles had lun too long....and so instant relief came, couldn't stop the tide and so he shitted into his pants just as he was about to step into the toilet. And alas, it was runny and he felt the warm gelatin mass shimmering down his pants and legs.

 

so in the end, all came to nought. poor parking and shit in his pants.

 

FINITO

 

[laugh]

 

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Speaking from past experience Bro? Hahaha...

 

The ultimate is when he went all the way up then realized he left the house keys in the car....dammmnnnnn!

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Speaking from past experience Bro? Hahaha...

 

The ultimate is when he went all the way up then realized he left the house keys in the car....dammmnnnnn!

 

overactive imagination. [laugh]

 

but i did once get off the bus one stop earlier so that i can go to the kopitiam toilet. feeder bus was really crawling. damn it. [:p]

 

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and when the lift was coming down, it stopped at every floor. but heck, he managed to still lun but this time squeezed his arse real tight to prevent it from really coming out.

 

so he stumbled to his door, fished out his keys but sh!t (pun intended), it dropped onto the floor.

 

and so he struggled to insert the key into the door, the heavy door creaked open and he was sure relief will soon be in sai (replace for "sight").

 

but hell no. his arse muscles had lun too long....and so instant relief came, couldn't stop the tide and so he shitted into his pants just as he was about to step into the toilet. And alas, it was runny and he felt the warm gelatin mass shimmering down his pants and legs.

 

so in the end, all came to nought. poor parking and shit in his pants.

 

FINITO

 

[laugh]

 

Good story telling, man.
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Another bochap idiotic driver. Luckily the lots are quite big in older hdb estates.

 

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i surmise that these people are also inconsiderate in other facets of life. Not all, but generally so.

 

i have 2 of these parking idiots living in my block. Both are foreigners.

 

And another inconsiderate young PRC idiot who likes to yak (very loudly) on the phone every night right at her door step just next to the common corridor. The whole block can hear her.

 

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Early in the morning park in his grandfather carpark.

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On the other hand, literally kena cockblock when trying to park over the weekend.

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