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Let's consolidate all the clever car features that you guys have come across! This is pretty dope. haha.

Anyone buy car and pay FULL CASH? Why? Clever or Stupid? Pls share why u pay Full Cash and why not? What are the Pros and Cons? If u pay full cash? Wats your model? How much? Is it wise to do so?

Why would anyone want a invisible phone? more people will lost the phone and the company can make more money?

Sabbie should post this up

To this indian guy who drove an POC Hyundai Tucson and a Lancer and park at Bukit Batok West Ave 6 BBM1 MSCP, you 'chopped' that single lot which is on the first level of the MSCP for 5 years already. You drove your car which is parked on the top level down to second level of the car washing bay, walk down to first level and drive your car out of the single lot, run like a mad cow up to 2nd level and park your the other car in. I salute you to be so discipline and patient to do this every single day for 5 years. You did this to the extend the whole MSCP users know who the hell are you. And every sunday you use public water using tap key to wash and MSCP electricity to vacuum your selfish cars. And you knew everyone is unhappy to the extend you have to install camera in your car in case people do funny things to it. Clever and sly like a fox but selfish.

See if you are cleverer than this Pr. 1 kid named Harry. > A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her > students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" > > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the > third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the > third-grade too!" > > Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While > Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal > what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would > give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was > to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he > agreed to take the test. > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > Harry: "9". > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > Harry: "36". > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade > should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think > Harry can go to the third-grade." > > Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" > > The principal and Harry both agree. > > Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? > "Harry, after a moment "Legs." > Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" > Harry: "Pockets." > Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" > Harry: "Pants" > Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, > delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? > Harry: Coconut > Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The > principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, > Harry was taking charge. > Harry: Bubblegum > Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a > dog do on three legs? > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. > Harry: Shake hands > Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? > Harry: Yep. > Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I > get wet before you do. > Harry: Tent > Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The > best man always has me first. > The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. > Harry: Wedding Ring > Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow > me, you feel good. > Harry: Nose > Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. > Harry: Arrow > Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F'and ends in 'K' that means a lot of > heat and excitement? > Harry: Firetruck > > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry > in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself." [laugh]

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple. PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

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Very informative. Everyone should read up about all these so called addictives Go to this URL for more http://www.chris-longhurst.com/carbibles/index.html?menu.html&additives.html MotorUp loses to FTC for deceptive advertising claims. In an ongoing campaign targeting ads that tout motor oil additives with deceptive claims that they reduce engine wear or extend engine life compared to motor oil alone, the FTC has charged the seller of Motor Up Engine Treatment with making unsubstantiated and deceptive advertising claims, in violation of federal laws. Motor Up Corporation and its principal, Kyle Burns, face an administrative trial. The magnet-on-your-fuel-line boys FuelMax loses to FTC for deceptive advertising claims. The marketers of the Super FuelMAX automotive fuel-line magnet, advertised as providing dramatic fuel-saving and emissions-reducing benefits, have agreed to settle Federal Trade Commission charges that their claims were unsubstantiated. These guys claimed that sticking a pair of magnets around your fuel line would increase your gas mileage by 27% whilst reducing harmful pollutants by 42%. The one slight flaw in their plan? There's nothing in fuel that can be affected by magnets...... The FTC alleged that the manufacturers did not possess or rely on reasonable substantiation for the claims they made. The complaint also alleged that the manufacturers falsely represented that tests performed at a certified EPA laboratory prove that Super FuelMAX performed to the above figures. Finally, the FTC charged that ads for Super FuelMAX featuring a testimonial from Alexander Elnekaveh endorsing the product did not reflect Elnekaveh's actual experience with the product or the typical or ordinary experience of members of the public who use the product. Therefore, the FTC complaint said, the representations concerning the testimonial were false or misleading.

The not-so-clever classic oil additives Happiness is ..... an engine treated with mineral oil filled with food colouring???? To illustrate the whole point about additives, consider this. In the manufacture of synthetic oils, once the synthetic polyol ester bases are created, anti-wear additives such as zinc dithiophosphates (essentially combinations of zinc, phosphorous, and sulphour molecules) are added. These combinations are extremely effective as anti-oxidant, anti-wear, anti-corrosion inhibitors. Now look at the contents of some of the after-market additives. Wow! Zinc, phosphorous and sulphour! Imagine that. Those aftermarket additives are actually exactly what your oil manufacturer has put in already. Consider further that some oil companies actually make a point of telling you not to use aftermarket additives with their oils. So if these additives are so brilliant, why do the companies always seem to end up in trouble? Well - misleading advertising and non-active "active" ingredients claim a lot of victims. Read on...... Note : you can search for the FTC's rulings on any engine additive by using their search page and searching their 'news releases' for the product you're interested in - most of them are in there, which should tell you something..... Slick 50 in $20M lawsuit, loses to FTC. Blue Corral, the manufacturers of the Slick 50 engine oil additive, have been banned by the Federal Trade Commission from making claims about reduced engine wear, increased fuel economy and lower running temperatures in it's advertising in America. The Federal Commission found the company's claims of increased performance and reduced wear were unsubstantiated, and Blue Corral has agreed to pay upwards of $20M in damages to affected customers. Source: Max Power magazine, March 1998. Click here to read the FTC Report on the FTC vs. Slick50. ProLong challenged by Consumer Reports, lose to FTC. The manufacturers of the ProLong engine additive have been dealt a smack in the face by a Consumer Reports Magazine report into their product. CR attempted to reproduce the "no oil" test where all the oil was drained out of an engine which had been treated with ProLong, and then the engine was run. CR managed a maximum of 13 seconds running out of each of two engine before they seized up, welding the pistons to the barrels. The case is being brought to a Federal Commision for prosecution for false advertising claims. You can subscribe to the online version of Consumer Reports here for a minimal fee, and read all about it in their October 1998 features. Source: Consumer Reports, October 1998. Click here to read the FTC Report on the FTC vs. ProLong. DuraLube challenged by Car&Driver, loses to FTC. The manufacturers of the DuraLube engine additive were dealt a smack in the face by a Car & Driver Magazine report into their product. C&D tried the same tests as Consumer Reports did on ProLong, and had similar results, but in a much quicker time. The C&D engines treated with DuraLube lasted a staggering 11 seconds without oil. You do the math. The Federal Trade Commission dealt with it..... Click here to read the FTC Report on the FTC vs. Duralube. MotorUp loses to FTC for deceptive advertising claims. In an ongoing campaign targeting ads that tout motor oil additives with deceptive claims that they reduce engine wear or extend engine life compared to motor oil alone, the FTC has charged the seller of Motor Up Engine Treatment with making unsubstantiated and deceptive advertising claims, in violation of federal laws. Motor Up Corporation and its principal, Kyle Burns, face an administrative trial. Click here to read the FTC Report on the FTC vs. MotorUp.