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Man, what a guy got to do to get her attention?

 

KNN I hee seng abit lah...

 

I fall in my worker tmr to ambush her. When she runs pass, they will jump out and harrass her. U go perform a "hero rescue damsel in distress" [sly][lipsrsealed]

 

Liddat sure can attract her attention teo bo? [laugh]

 

How many "assailants" u want? All my workers rusty face wan so no need make up [sly] U want them to carry weapon or not? [sweatdrop]

 

 

She is off physical type and what if she is a Karate expert (Black Belt). [sly][sly]

 

Your workers will claim medical fee and MCs. [laugh][laugh][laugh]

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She is off physical type and what if she is a Karate expert (Black Belt). sly.gifsly.gif

 

Your workers will claim medical fee and MCs. laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

For a gal, her abs damn thumbsup.gifthumbsup.gif , can fight with lots of guys!

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Bro...perhaps it's true that she's in MCF and following this thread all along. Today she showhand her physique awaiting your approach but you missed the opportunity again [:p]

 

Maybe you're right [sly][sly] Haizz..why I didn't think of that?? [confused][confused]

 

She's sure is one HOT chilli padi [inlove][inlove]

 

Wear a pair of very very large and loose shorts tied up with string. When you get near enough to her, release the string, let shorts fall to your ankles, trip and fall on your face. Give her a chance to sayang you... [laugh]

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Your workers will claim medical fee and MCs

 

That's why I said I have to hee seng lor... [sweatdrop] farm got to close down for the day [laugh] But so long as can help our fellow bro here...earn a bit lesser no problem lah [nod]

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Wear a pair of very very large and loose shorts tied up with string. When you get near enough to her, release the string, let shorts fall to your ankles

 

[laugh][laugh][laugh]

 

But as he said the sky still not bright yet, maybe he drop shorts oso she can't see...later ku ku jiow catch a cold how??? [hur] Birdflu [laugh][laugh][laugh]

 

Gal nvr get but ku ku siong hong [sweatdrop]

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Bro, don't liddat say leh unsure.gifunsure.gif Both of us run the same route everyday and I can't help noticing her. I bet you will do the same if you're in my shoes.

 

Haha...dun take it too hard...jus kidding...jus kidding....well good luck bro...better try b4 u dun see her again....

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Turbocharged

I await with much anticipation, your update every morning.

 

SO HOW? Got say "hi" to her or not? Don't just admire her beauty. Go pick her brain too. [thumbsup]

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bro... test water first..

 

1) try to make eye contact

2) then give her a smile... not those humsup kind hoh!!! Afterall, it may be hard to strike up a conversation when she is hooked up to her ipod

3) continue to smile at her over the next few times and she will realise your presence

4) after a few days, if possible, walk up to her and say hi. Make some small talk

5) she will begin to get comfy with you

6) the rest is up to u leow...

 

BTW, where does she jog?? gym or park??

 

u call me?

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bro... test water first..

 

1) try to make eye contact ~she don't look up how to make eye contact?

 

2) then give her a smile... not those humsup kind hoh!!! Afterall, it may be hard to strike up a conversation when she is hooked up to her ipod ~see my answer on top

 

3) continue to smile at her over the next few times and she will realise your presence

~ again see my answer on top

 

4) after a few days, if possible, walk up to her and say hi. Make some small talk

~sigh...same answer as # 1

 

5) she will begin to get comfy with you ~ hey I don't want Comfy here man, he looks like Jude Law leh [laugh][laugh][laugh]

 

6) the rest is up to u leow... [:|][:|][:|]

 

BTW, where does she jog?? gym or park?? ~ neither, she sibei garang, runs on the pavement along a main road [sweatdrop][sweatdrop]

 

oei.. u never heard about talking behind someone's back?? [sly]

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Morning again [wave][wave]

 

Any luck this morning [;)][;)][;)]

 

Bro, this gal is tough to crack man! [sweatdrop][sweatdrop] She didn't look up again when we ran past each other this morning [:/] [:/]Man, what a guy got to do to get her attention? [confused][confused]

 

As usual, she was in her 2 pcs outfit, in fact today's was skimpier than usual. So I didn't want to try anything otherwise she might think that I'm a buaya. But damnit, she looked so sizzling HOT, just like my favorite action heroine, Lara Craft [thumbsup][thumbsup][sweatdrop][sweatdrop][kiss][kiss]

 

Mai tu liao ...... "chiong" ah!!! [nod][nod]

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