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Does this apply to this xmm i saw yesterday, or life is truly stressful nowadays? ----

 

xmm finished her kopi and toasts+eggs next to my table at a yak koon kopi outlet

 

she started reading her smart phone with the empty cup / plates on her table

 

10 minutes later, xmm was still busy with her smart phone when a somewhat polite, young ahtiong waitress came over and asked her if she could clear her table, in simple mandarin

 

xmm ignored waitress at first, then shouted at her "LEAVE ME ALONE!!" even the waitress politely explained all tables must be cleared so that the washers in the kitchen could wash used plates/cups as quickly as possible to prevent pile-ups

 

xmm repeated even louder "LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

 

when the waitress left xmm alone without a chance to clear the table, she also smiled back when i gave her half a smile as our eyes met.

 

Your mean the xmm or waitress?

 

How come you stopped your story right in the middle of the exciting part?

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What exactly is xmm getting, which is too much of it ?? [confused]

 

Go on..... And then what happens....?? [confused]

the foreplay introduction is impt

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Oh ya, xmm must be getting too much of it, virtually on her smart phone [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

When young fresh and pretty, everybody wanna have a piece

When old, withered and dry who wants?!

 

The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

 

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

 

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

 

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

Never get what??

Piak [grin]

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When young fresh and pretty, everybody wanna have a piece

When old, withered and dry who wants?!

 

The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

 

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

 

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

 

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

[grin]

Best post today!!! Will MOE include this in its history "Must Learn / Test" list??

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Your mean the xmm or waitress?

 

How come you stopped your story right in the middle of the exciting part?

How can any happenings be exciting in a place like Yak Koon Kopitiam??? LOL

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Go on..... And then what happens....?? [confused]

Are you expecting the waitress accidentally trip herself near the main switch n turn off all the lights when her body hit the switch??

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Are you expecting the waitress accidentally trip herself near the main switch n turn off all the lights when her body hit the switch??

 

That is one possibility too!

 

So did she ?? [confused]

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Does this apply to this xmm i saw yesterday, or life is truly stressful nowadays? ----

 

xmm finished her kopi and toasts+eggs next to my table at a yak koon kopi outlet

 

she started reading her smart phone with the empty cup / plates on her table

 

10 minutes later, xmm was still busy with her smart phone when a somewhat polite, young ahtiong waitress came over and asked her if she could clear her table, in simple mandarin

 

xmm ignored waitress at first, then shouted at her "LEAVE ME ALONE!!" even the waitress politely explained all tables must be cleared so that the washers in the kitchen could wash used plates/cups as quickly as possible to prevent pile-ups

 

xmm repeated even louder "LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

 

when the waitress left xmm alone without a chance to clear the table, she also smiled back when i gave her half a smile as our eyes met.

 

All this happen and you did not ask the xmm for her hand-phone number .... :angry:

 

Or you keep it for your own use..... [sly]

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What exactly is xmm getting, which is too much of it ?? [confused]

 

Go on..... And then what happens....?? [confused]

 

He (@super7) and the xmm then goes to the fire escape staircase to raba raba... :wub:

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He (@super7) and the xmm then goes to the fire escape staircase to raba raba... :wub:

 

she already said clearly "LEAVE ME ALONE" [sweatdrop] [sweatdrop]

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All this happen and you did not ask the xmm for her hand-phone number .... :angry:

 

Or you keep it for your own use..... [sly]

 

She was 100+1% concentrating on her smart phone, better keep away from her virtual "havig a good time" [:(] [:(]

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Does this apply to this xmm i saw yesterday, or life is truly stressful nowadays? ----

 

xmm finished her kopi and toasts+eggs next to my table at a yak koon kopi outlet

 

she started reading her smart phone with the empty cup / plates on her table

 

10 minutes later, xmm was still busy with her smart phone when a somewhat polite, young ahtiong waitress came over and asked her if she could clear her table, in simple mandarin

 

xmm ignored waitress at first, then shouted at her "LEAVE ME ALONE!!" even the waitress politely explained all tables must be cleared so that the washers in the kitchen could wash used plates/cups as quickly as possible to prevent pile-ups

 

xmm repeated even louder "LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

 

when the waitress left xmm alone without a chance to clear the table, she also smiled back when i gave her half a smile as our eyes met.

 

was she also licking clean the gooey stuff from her egg plate, hehe

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When young fresh and pretty, everybody wanna have a piece

When old, withered and dry who wants?!

 

The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

 

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

 

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

 

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

 

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

very poetic indeed. ha ha ha [thumbsup] . i like.....

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