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A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant. 

 

In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. 

 

The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother starts screaming for help. 

 

A man gets up from a nearby table, and with astonishing tranquillity, without saying a word, lowers the boy's pants and squeezes his testicles. 

 

The boy yells and spits out the coin. The gentleman with the same tranquillity returns to his table without a word.

 

Soon, the mother calms down and approaches the gentleman to thank him for saving her son's life.

 

She asks, "Sir, are you a doctor?"

 

"No, ma'am," comes the reply. "I'm an Assistant Commissioner of the Inland Revenue Authority of Singapore."

 

"We are trained to squeeze everyone's balls to make them cough up the last penny."

 

Reminder to file and confirm your tax returns by 15-April 2019 (for paper filing) and 18 April 2019 (e-filing)
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Remember to file it!!

Even if you are in the auto-file / returns group, check that you have made all the needed deductions. 

- SRS

- expenses

- donations 

- spouse, child and parent deductions

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Remember to file it!!

Even if you are in the auto-file / returns group, check that you have made all the needed deductions.

- SRS

- expenses

- donations

- spouse, child and parent deductions

No need take so much relief l

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I love paying tax.

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Hahha .. they squeezed my balls and sucked me dry too ...

 

 

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since my son was born, i stopped paying taxes.

 

don't even have to file.

 

enjoy it while it lasts !

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Will the next thread be “ how much income tax you pay in 2019 ? “

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Will the next thread be â how much income tax you pay in 2019 ? â ð

At least 5 digit then qualified to comment hehe
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At least 5 digit then qualified to comment hehe

Sadly, I am not qualified
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At least 5 digit then qualified to comment hehe

5 digits taxes?

Nowadays need 6 lah, come on!

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Best is earn 7 digits and pay $100 in taxes. [laugh]

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Once again, the sole breadwinner gets no benefits except for the measly 2k relief for dependent spouse  -_- 

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since my son was born, i stopped paying taxes.

 

don't even have to file.

 

enjoy it while it lasts !

 

You sure you don't pay taxes?

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I beg within first 10 posts this thread will turn into another haolian thread.

 

 

Me don't need to pay tax as my annual income always fall under the non taxable range.

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You sure you don't pay taxes?

Subject is for income tax... So as far as income tax is concerned, not for the time being.
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