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When erection for mp

Once erected as mp must go for castration.

Prob solved

How about once elected , must go for sperm donation twice a week?

Ha ha ha

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More salary prevent corruption.

 

Obviously must give them more sex. .

 

MP for geylang must get Groupon or vouchers for his colleagues.

 

haiz nowadays the standard of MP getting worse, from energy saving lightbulb genius TPL, to michael facepalm, now david ong.

 

So theyre joining for $ n sex... gutter politics indeed

 

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How about once elected , must go for sperm donation twice a week?

Ha ha ha

Sounds better.

Sperm donaation in gaylang

In the best interest of their party, they should disallow women of age 20 - 50 to join grass-lut :=B:

 

Since they claim Singapore talent pool so small, they can't keep sacking their own elites :=B:

Ermm. Affairs with granny sounds more xplosive news leh...
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Perhaps beside $$$$, it's time they add in private night club membership for their gang.. Maybe setup a nightclub in safra, only selected few can patronize legally ,... Hehehhe...

 

Not enough SAFRAs to meet their neeeeeds .... I think use CCs betterer, so many in Singapore, ... use the top floor ... key card entry only ...

 

uncle aunty want to learn cooking, baking ... chewren want to learn music, drawing etc ... all different floor ... 

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How about once elected , must go for sperm donation twice a week?

Ha ha ha

But if even after that, he still can afford to donate more to Wendy or others people's wife how??.. Don't forget the saying

 

'what's wrong with donating more sperm to the public?'...

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How about once elected , must go for sperm donation twice a week?

Ha ha ha

 

well ... seems like some are using grassroot as the outlet ...   [lipsrsealed]

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This kind of logic has been thrown about everyone on the internet. But I don't find it realistic because how can a woman know your size without even being willing to do it with you? So far, no one ever check my size prior to coitus.

 

You have a different experience?

the name of the game is confidence.

having a great package makes you ooze natural confidence, the kind that doesnt make one a dick, and women dig that.

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But if even after that, he still can afford to donate more to Wendy or others people's wife how??.. Don't forget the saying

 

'what's wrong with donating more sperm to the public?'...

This "saying" sounds familiar but not exactly what I usually hear leh ..... Your MP' slogan ? Ha ha ha

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With a face like that, I am sure miss Wendy had an affair with him because he's good looking.

This one confirmed not becoz attracted by his looks ba :slow:

grass-lut looks fun lei ... can fulfil one's 梦想 there .... [:p]

Keke...u gonna join grass roots huh [:p]

 

I can understand y

 

 

 

 

R u botak? [laugh]

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Keke...u gonna join grass roots huh [:p]

 

I can understand y

 

 

 

 

R u botak? [laugh]

 

Grassroot got free R&R, where to find in costly city ... and in heartlands some more ... so conveeenient ...

 

nope, me is not botak ....  [:p]

 

oh, btw, before I forget, I just bought Manuka honey from HH, $60 for 2, UMF+6.

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Please don't CSI out the hubby and kids, give them some privacy they deserved and they need that a lot... Don't âdd more stress and shame to them please..

 

.. As for those 2 adulteries, please dig out more and shame them for all I care....

Very difficult, folks in hwz bo pang chance one.
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hmm ... next time must pass lust test in tea party .. hehe

The old method is always reliable and effective.

Attach a small bell on the dick, let miss. Tin and miss. Sun to parade naked infront of all these white candiates and waits for the first bell ringing to catch a tiko party member.

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听说the real reason why 小龙fired him from the orgy party is because

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

小龙scared that 小禿头 tackle his 小何

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who dares to employ a guy with record of搞other people's wives one

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听说the real reason why 小龙fired him from the orgy party is because

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

小龙scared that 小禿头 tackle his 小何

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who dares to employ a guy with record of搞other people's wives one

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CSJ volunteer to contest by erection.. Stoopiak! Shud send in the NUH dr Thambyah.. Haiz no fight now... Pow su

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