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Here are some of the Stand up comedy I have watched ystd and I find it damn funny.

10 Colleagues to avoid as personally encountered by this team 1) The Siao Zabor 2) The Spy 3) The panhandlers 4) The pretenders 5) The Headliners 6) The Director 7) The Fake Princess 8 ) The 'Old Dry' 9) The Bird People 10) The Tight Shirt Gang Hahahhahahahah. So funny but so true!

Dream Job and Yet Complain - Singapore Parody! Funny Commercial! This video has been around for quite sometime. If you see this for the first time, don't fall off from your chair. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9v9_NWPh_g Massage Uncle Part II Massage Uncle Part III

I Laughed.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4

The civil service. An institution in Singapore that runs along like clockwork, holding the fort and sorting out the papers in the backend, so that everyone else can live their lives as if hunky dory. But did you know that there really is a third-class honours graduate who sucked at project work and has been promoted twice within four years in the service? Here are 17 civil servants that really exist: 1. The one who claims all the credit all the time The civil servant who will say that he/she contributed to every initiative no matter how small his/her contribution – like printing out some meeting minutes. 2. The one who claims credit but really didn’t do anything You know those that do nothing for the entire project but claims credit just because they are in the email CC list? Complete that with a pompous look. 3. The Legolas That one civil servant who is an arrow-shooting extraordinaire. Once he/she sets his/her eye on you, you’re going to get arrowed work. 4. Faculty of Arts and Social Science civil servant They perpetuated the stereotype that people who go into FASS is because it’s a dumping ground. And then they went into the civil service. And continue to perpetuate that same stereotype. 5. The reluctant civil servant Maybe they didn’t get into the top consultancy firms. Or didn’t want to do sales in banks. And it was too competitive to get into some MNCs. The civil service offered a well-paid alternative. 6. The in-and-out-in-again civil servant You know those that quit the service to try something new outside in the private sector and then get enough experience to jump a grade or two when they return to the service. Actually they couldn’t fit into the private sector and got ostracised by everyone. 7. The overachiever You know those scholars or high-flyers earmarked for great things? Yeah, they come in to the service fresh out of school and given positions, such as managers and assistant directors, from the get-go. And they go into cruising altitude of 30,000 feet, bye bye minions. Then again, there are many of them who are genuinely smart and hardworking talents. Some of them are even good-looking to boot. Just to rub it in that life isn’t fair. 8. The idealist So many young men and women enter the civil service wanting to ‘help people’. So much truth contained in a GIF. 9. The idealist-turned-cynic The idealist who wants to help people will be stopped usually by two things: red tape and the unappreciative and overbearing members of the public. And the paperwork. 10. The politician wannabes Nothing pleases these people more than hanging around the politicians in the office. Never mind that their performance is not graded by the politicians but by their civil servant bosses. And their wet dream is to be parachuted into a GRC. 11. The Taiji Master The mortal enemy of the Legolas. The Taiji master fears no arrows. Their colleagues on the other hand… 12. The ball carrier If you’re in a division/ department full of ball carriers, good luck. 13. The Government Instruction Manual Partisan (G.I.M.P) or Protect-my-own-rice-bowl civil servant If it’s not written in the Government I.M. it can’t be done. If boss never asks, don’t need to do. If never do, boss don’t need to know. 14. The perpetual telecommuter because husband sick, son sick, pet sick, potato etc. How can someone work from home most of the time and only report to work twice a month is beyond me. But yes, it happens. 15. The I-hate-my-job-but-too-comfortable-to-quit If you work in the civil service, you automatically earn more than half your peers because that’s where the median pay scale is set. And you can’t really get fired, unless you kicked someone in the face. Or you get Brompton Biked. And here’s the thing: Plenty of civil servants stay on in their job because they can’t get paid the same elsewhere. 16. The Minions These are the unsung heroes, the rank-and-file civil servants that make sure everything’s working 24/7 even with the shenanigans of the other types of civil servants. If they meet a good boss, their efforts are appreciated and they get promoted. Otherwise, they become easy prey for the likes of ball carriers and taiji masters to leapfrog when promotion or performance bonus appraisals are carried out. When good minions work long enough they eventually become… 17. The Zen Master These guys are above the office politics. Red tape? No problem. They are in the system long enough to know their stuff well and can get through all the bulls**t and drama to get things done.

Ok - it's mean, but I laughed massively... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcZmT0fiNM

Cheat the casino by placing bets after the result is known - get 7 weeks Jail Maximum fine is $150k and 7 Years jail Spend money that the bank wrongly put into your account (not even deliberatly cheat the money, just spend it) get 3 months jail Drive drunk, hit and run, assault three police officers and you get a fine with driving ban.

http://poachedmag.com/2013/07/01/hello-fellatio/ click on link, as per subject.

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I'm not sure have it been posted here for your entertainment... I almost burst out into laughter when I watch it in office http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=113484198826486

...with this probrrem [laugh] thot i post here for all to comment and think lah...just for fun End of yr, and giving mom her bonus. this yr, decided that I had too many $1 coins lying around and thus give her a certain % of it in $1 coins... the reaction, I tell you...grumble from womb to tomb kind [laugh] say heavy lah, how to carry lah, bag no place lah.....I also thought I pack it in nice 50 denominations, ie, each bag got 50 $1 coins....still no happy....walau!!! How ah??? In end, think I will keep the coins

Went to JB on Sunday....this sight did my heart good. Mata stopping queue cutters at the top of the bridge. Hahahahah Suffer the ignomy you rude asshats!!

Driving home after doing grooming. Down the distance, saw this old fella, waving furiously at me. Knn...realised that my car white color, and guess he thot teksi hmmm..looks like this car may not last long nia!!

Only if u understand chinese and hokkien. No offend intended merely to lighten our boring day.

http://youtu.be/z7tdhHp7ey0 WTF SIA?

http://forums.asiaone.com/showthread.php?t=41991 Haiz....stressed up.....cannot cook curry......now must laugh in their face. Waiting for sone face book to organize a laughing at PRC day. Actually should be Smile at PRC day. Like kowtowing to the king and and make him feel happy. Too much lah.

considering installing the mini air type... keke...

http://www.temasekreview.com/2011/04/29/po...g-west-stadium/ Waste money. Better do it at HDB void deck.

From a reader Dear Friends: I need your urgent advice about employing a maid. As a busy mother, I need someone reliable to help out at home. My maid is from Profits Agency Pte (PAP) and she has worked for me for a long time. Her mother worked for my parents and did an excellent job, so I had faith in her. For several years her performance has been very good, but recently she has become arrogant and insensitive, and is making lots of mistakes. For example: 1) She flooded my kitchen

for those who have not seen this yet.... http://youtu.be/Dw8AUD3Mxpc http://youtu.be/EzXYqaL41iI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_h6mbQv9tc

SG got talent , wow damn creative cartoon .... :( Got this for someone in ST forum ) You guys read forum there ? seem that they got more interesting posts over there . http://www.mycarforum.com/uploads/monthly_...-1287893187.jpg[/img]

San Miguel Brewery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdVNz-Is2w&NR=1 Rejoice Shampoo: Kenwood: Centraal Beheer: Regards,